Chapter 1

[romancier]

[The video turns on to a perplexed Shigure, rubbing the back of his head with the file they gave him upon his arrival tucked underneath his other arm. The kimono that he wears is a little loose, and looks a bit disheveled as he stands there, trying to let everything sink in. Once he realizes the video function is working, he gives it a small smile.]

You know, when I told Mit-chan I was going on vacation, this isn't exactly what I had in mind. I was imagining something more along the lines of a nice, sandy warm beach, surrounded by lots of young beautiful high school girls in nothing but bathing suits that fanned me and waited upon my every need!

[A huge, dramatic sigh.]

And to think! Poor Tohru-kun would have made all that delicious food by now, and I won't be able to taste any of it! She'll only have unruly teenage boys to keep her company, and no one else to watch out for her! Oh, to think what she must be going through without my influential presence!

[Then, as if he hadn't been whining at all in the first place:]

So, to my dear kidnappers, as much as I would love to be your mighty king, fighting off your dreadful dragons, I'm afraid my duties call me elsewhere. If you could just tell me how to get back home, it is of the greatest importance. Lots of princesses to save, and all that!

[He chuckles and looks at the camera as if waiting for a response. There is a low growl that comes from off screen. Shigure looks in its direction and suddenly looks very nervous.]

Ah. Nice doggy...

[As he starts to back away, he turns the feed off.]

Comments

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[debauchewy]

if u want 2 go 2 the beach, u can go 2 florida! theres lots of swimming and bathing suits there, but u really want girls 2 fan u? thats kinda weird. r u a pervert... (；¬д¬)

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[romancier]

I prefer to say, "blissfully open minded to all situations involving the female form." A writer is nothing without his creative imagination, after all!

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[debauchewy]

wow, so u must b really experienced with ladies, huh? do u sweep us off our feet? (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

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[romancier]

You could say that. Back home I was famous amongst women from all areas. They used to call me the Heartbreaking Hearthrob.

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[debauchewy]

that sounds kind of infamous 2 me... ( ・◇・)？

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[romancier]

Oh? You don't think it's flattering?

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[debauchewy]

is being a heartbreaker flattering? ( ・◇・)？？？

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[romancier]

It adds a bit of intriguing backstory, don't you think? Aren't you interested to know the story behind such a dastardly character?

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[debauchewy]

oooo, i might b, do i ever get 2 find out?

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[romancier]

That depends. What would you give me in return?

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[debauchewy]

o, um, ummm wat do u want?? o(ﾟ◇ﾟo）'''

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[romancier]

[OH MAN SO MANY CHOICES. How about...]</small. A magic lamp.