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maskormenace2015-08-10 06:50 pm
romancier) wrote in maskormenace2015-08-10 06:50 pm
Chapter 1
[The video turns on to a perplexed Shigure, rubbing the back of his head with the file they gave him upon his arrival tucked underneath his other arm. The kimono that he wears is a little loose, and looks a bit disheveled as he stands there, trying to let everything sink in. Once he realizes the video function is working, he gives it a small smile.]
You know, when I told Mit-chan I was going on vacation, this isn't exactly what I had in mind. I was imagining something more along the lines of a nice, sandy warm beach, surrounded by lots of young beautiful high school girls in nothing but bathing suits that fanned me and waited upon my every need!
[A huge, dramatic sigh.]
And to think! Poor Tohru-kun would have made all that delicious food by now, and I won't be able to taste any of it! She'll only have unruly teenage boys to keep her company, and no one else to watch out for her! Oh, to think what she must be going through without my influential presence!
[Then, as if he hadn't been whining at all in the first place:]
So, to my dear kidnappers, as much as I would love to be your mighty king, fighting off your dreadful dragons, I'm afraid my duties call me elsewhere. If you could just tell me how to get back home, it is of the greatest importance. Lots of princesses to save, and all that!
[He chuckles and looks at the camera as if waiting for a response. There is a low growl that comes from off screen. Shigure looks in its direction and suddenly looks very nervous.]
Ah. Nice doggy...
[As he starts to back away, he turns the feed off.]
You know, when I told Mit-chan I was going on vacation, this isn't exactly what I had in mind. I was imagining something more along the lines of a nice, sandy warm beach, surrounded by lots of young beautiful high school girls in nothing but bathing suits that fanned me and waited upon my every need!
[A huge, dramatic sigh.]
And to think! Poor Tohru-kun would have made all that delicious food by now, and I won't be able to taste any of it! She'll only have unruly teenage boys to keep her company, and no one else to watch out for her! Oh, to think what she must be going through without my influential presence!
[Then, as if he hadn't been whining at all in the first place:]
So, to my dear kidnappers, as much as I would love to be your mighty king, fighting off your dreadful dragons, I'm afraid my duties call me elsewhere. If you could just tell me how to get back home, it is of the greatest importance. Lots of princesses to save, and all that!
[He chuckles and looks at the camera as if waiting for a response. There is a low growl that comes from off screen. Shigure looks in its direction and suddenly looks very nervous.]
Ah. Nice doggy...
[As he starts to back away, he turns the feed off.]
audio;
I am so sorry, but all requests for dragon fighting must be hand written in the form of a haiku and delivered by falcon to my agent. For legal purposes, of course. No exceptions!
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[ he can probably find a falcon. or someone who goes by Falcon or The Falcon or Falconman or Falconboy or whatever here. thomas hasn't adopted a codename yet, maybe he'll be Falconboy.
this is stupid.
which is exactly why he's doing it. ]
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You're not going home, by the way. Not until the Porter sends you back.