[video] sent from Cu Chulainn's device

[outlawrain]

[The video that appears in front of you is of a big red wolf, one of the eyes working fine with the other closed tightly. He's sitting outside around some trees with a big white signboard near his paws. He moves in closer and nudges it with his nose, getting a wet mark all over it before licking it off. Pulling back, he sits up, almost like a well domesticated dog before picking up the sign with his teeth and holding it up with his paws. In a very scribbled writing, it reads the following.]

My Master, Cu Chulainn, has been leaving me all alone with no one to play with.
I need someone to take me for lots of walks and play with me.
Currently in Maurita Falls.
Will travel for playmates.

[He drops the sign and wags his tail rapidly, looking pleased as punch with what he did. He's laying down on the ground and waiting for someone... anyone, really, to respond. And although he is a canine, he is a smart enough one to reach forward to tap on the device to turn it off.

Take that, Lancer.]