CHAPTER ONE

[perturbator]

[The video comes in rather unfocused at first, until some noisy fiddling brings a pair of 80s style Air Jordans into view.]

There's probably other things I should be asking first, but I only have two questions right now. One: How's the weather in California this time of year?

[If this place really is different, the forecast won't be nuclear fallout. People will be there again. America might be whole again.

Quickly, the camera shifts to a small coffee table with several different newspapers strewn all over it, but with a DVD copy of Terminator 2 on top.]

Two: How the fuck do you rewind this thing?

Comments

[textualhealing]

Neither is Ghostbusters! At least Ghostbusters wasn't about sone weird... underground dweller. It was more comical than creepy.

[perturbator]

I dunno, C.H.U.D. was pretty hilarious.

[As over the top violence was considered back then. Healthy times.]

[textualhealing]

And lacked in any actual horror. It was lame.

[perturbator]

Had blood in it, though. Not the shitty squib kind, either.

[textualhealing]

Eh. Still sucked pretty bad. It had nothing on Ghostbusters.