Billy Kaplan (
inmyothertights) wrote in
maskormenace2015-09-15 04:45 pm
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[Please witness a one Billy Kaplan. He is covered - well, not head to toe, but there's plenty of uh-
...sewage, let's just say, smeared on him. In varying degrees. It's gross. At least this video doesn't have smell-o-vision. But whatever, he looks exhausted.]
Okay.
Okay, I fixed it, you guys can relax around your toilets now, okay? They should all be not-alive anymore. If there are any that are still chomping or trying to murder people, let me know, but seriously, if that's the case, that might not be my magic.
[He runs his hand through his hair and realizes-]
Oh, that's disgusting-
[And the video cuts out.]
[ooc: thank you for participating in this dumb plot! With this post, all toilets should be no longer alive, but wherever they were when his spell broke is where they'll stay until moved back. Feel free to harass him to help move things where they belong!! Also, any destruction caused by the toilets has not been fixed, either.]
...sewage, let's just say, smeared on him. In varying degrees. It's gross. At least this video doesn't have smell-o-vision. But whatever, he looks exhausted.]
Okay.
Okay, I fixed it, you guys can relax around your toilets now, okay? They should all be not-alive anymore. If there are any that are still chomping or trying to murder people, let me know, but seriously, if that's the case, that might not be my magic.
[He runs his hand through his hair and realizes-]
Oh, that's disgusting-
[And the video cuts out.]
[ooc: thank you for participating in this dumb plot! With this post, all toilets should be no longer alive, but wherever they were when his spell broke is where they'll stay until moved back. Feel free to harass him to help move things where they belong!! Also, any destruction caused by the toilets has not been fixed, either.]

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How'd you get from "self-regulating" to "alive", anyway?
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Poor knowledge of the declension of nouns in Latin. Protip: always suss out Latin before using it in magic.
[He doesn't use Latin but it's better than I have no goddamned clue.]
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Still, you knew what you were doing enough not to effect anything else, so points there.
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Well, I mean.
I'm not that much of a disaster.
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What's not on the list of what it explains is why Gansey looks so pleased. He points at Billy. Or, rather, he points at the video that Billy is in, but it's the same difference. ]
So, you're the reason my morning shower was so interesting. What sort of magic makes toilets come to life?
And angry? It was definitely angry.
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[That is a fact.]
Badly executed magic. It was supposed to make latrines self-clean.
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[ Which does not in fact make this any better. Gansey doesn't mind; he's too taken with Billy to worry about it. ]
It's a nice idea, in theory. Are you going to try again?
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[He sighs a little.]
Probably? I mean, I learned a lot about how to actually structure this spell, so it should be better next time.
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[ said with a big smirk on his face, ahahaha did you see what he did there. time to antagonize Billy Kaplan for FUCKING EVERYTHING UP. ]
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[This is half question and half 'oh my god seriously' deadpan statement. And the kid just looks so done with all of this.]
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Please do not animate plumbing devices again. It was the fourth most unpleasant experience I have ever experienced.
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augh sorry for the delay
[Because sure, that's a thing that happens.]
No worries <3
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shitstorm, I believe is the term?
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you make this choice to show yourself this way. i only take the opportunity given.
this aside, you are alright?
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