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[inmyothertights]

[Please witness a one Billy Kaplan. He is covered - well, not head to toe, but there's plenty of uh-

...sewage, let's just say, smeared on him. In varying degrees. It's gross. At least this video doesn't have smell-o-vision. But whatever, he looks exhausted.]

Okay.

Okay, I fixed it, you guys can relax around your toilets now, okay? They should all be not-alive anymore. If there are any that are still chomping or trying to murder people, let me know, but seriously, if that's the case, that might not be my magic.

[He runs his hand through his hair and realizes-]

Oh, that's disgusting-

[And the video cuts out.]


[ooc: thank you for participating in this dumb plot! With this post, all toilets should be no longer alive, but wherever they were when his spell broke is where they'll stay until moved back. Feel free to harass him to help move things where they belong!! Also, any destruction caused by the toilets has not been fixed, either.]

Comments

[ video ]

[animated]

I feel like there's a joke to be made here about Mickey Mouse and brooms. [ Though it would have been a much different movie if toilets were involved. ] But I get that enough myself, so I'll refrain.

How'd you get from "self-regulating" to "alive", anyway?

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[inmyothertights]

You are a good man for keeping that one to yourself.

Poor knowledge of the declension of nouns in Latin. Protip: always suss out Latin before using it in magic.

[He doesn't use Latin but it's better than I have no goddamned clue.]

[ video ]

[animated]

Ah. The language of my magic is more runic, I guess, so I suppose I wouldn’t have that problem.

Still, you knew what you were doing enough not to effect anything else, so points there.

[ video ]

[inmyothertights]

I guess I'd have to go to Loki for that.

Well, I mean.

I'm not that much of a disaster.

video

[quaerit]

[ You know, this explains a few things.

What's not on the list of what it explains is why Gansey looks so pleased. He points at Billy. Or, rather, he points at the video that Billy is in, but it's the same difference. ]

So, you're the reason my morning shower was so interesting. What sort of magic makes toilets come to life?

And angry? It was definitely angry.

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[inmyothertights]

You need to clean your toilet more.

[That is a fact.]

Badly executed magic. It was supposed to make latrines self-clean.

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[quaerit]

We've only just moved in!

[ Which does not in fact make this any better. Gansey doesn't mind; he's too taken with Billy to worry about it. ]

It's a nice idea, in theory. Are you going to try again?

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[inmyothertights]

That's even worse.

[He sighs a little.]

Probably? I mean, I learned a lot about how to actually structure this spell, so it should be better next time.

video;

[brushoff]

You look like shit.

[ said with a big smirk on his face, ahahaha did you see what he did there. time to antagonize Billy Kaplan for FUCKING EVERYTHING UP. ]

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[inmyothertights]

Ha ha ha you're very clever.

video;

[brushoff]

It's not like me to take the low-hanging fruit, but somebody had to say it.

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[inmyothertights]

I'm covered in this muck so your toilet will stop murdering you.

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[rathercommon]

It's exactly like you to take the low-hanging fruit. You only take the low-hanging fruit.

[walkingballpit]

Oh you're the toilet guy. I've been hearing so much a-bowl you.

[inmyothertights]

Puns are a low humor, okay.

[walkingballpit]

Don't insult the genre because you can't handle it.

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[justanotherlink]

The toilets were alive?

[This is half question and half 'oh my god seriously' deadpan statement. And the kid just looks so done with all of this.]

Re: video

[inmyothertights]

Animated and alive probably aren't the same thing.

[justanotherlink]

Yeah that sounds like a difference nobody is going to care about when it happens.

[quantifies]

[This whole incident was extremely unpleasant for those with enhanced senses or, say...twenty-eight senses.]

Please do not animate plumbing devices again. It was the fourth most unpleasant experience I have ever experienced.

[inmyothertights]

Not to worry. I won't. Sorry.

augh sorry for the delay

[quantifies]

Do you not have control over your abilities? Or do you possess a weakness to Earth plumbing that was exploited?

[Because sure, that's a thing that happens.]

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[witchplease]

You seem to have been through a...

shitstorm, I believe is the term?

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[inmyothertights]

....et tu?

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[witchplease]

[ SORRY NOT SORRY SON ]

you make this choice to show yourself this way. i only take the opportunity given.

this aside, you are alright?