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aunt cass ([personal profile] lasthugs) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-09-28 09:49 pm

video; backdated to the 25th!

[The video starts, and it's a face that might be familiar to some but not so familiar to others. It's a super ordinary, super smiley face, and Aunt Cass as she is known has attached her phone to a tripod for this recording. It's a good thing; considering how excited she is, looking like she's just barely holding herself back from bouncing in place, the recording would've had enough shaky-cam to give the first Hungry Games movie a run for its money.]

So!

[But her excitement could only be contained for so long. Her hands make a nice, clear sound as she claps them together.]

Hi, guys! My name is Cass, for those of you who don't know me, and for those of you who didn't know about this, I used to run a coffee shop back home. That is, in San Fransokyo, which is kind of like San Francisco but also like Tokyo. Funny how that works, right? Anyway. [She reels herself back in before she goes on too much of a tangent, bringing her small body up to its fullest height and smiling even wider than before, if possible.]

I'm happy to announce today that at the beginning of next month, on October 2nd, my nephews and I will be opening up the second branch of the Lucky Cat Café here in Heropa! We'll be on the corner of [she names a couple streets here] ready to serve you hot coffee, pastries, and Japanese food if that's more to your taste. Come stop by!

And also... [Here, she chills out a little and relaxes, hands clasped in front.] I used to run the place by myself since our house was right above it, but this time, I'm looking to ask you guys for some help. So if you have any experience or interest in working at a coffee shop, let me know.
infomodder: but under my hood is internal combustion power...and satan is my motor (my intentions are good & earnest & true)

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[personal profile] infomodder 2015-09-29 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Are there cats in it?
infomodder: freds on my dick >[ (dick pics >[)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-09-29 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Unfortunately??? Unfortunately there is NOT a cat around all the time?? What fresh hell is this.]

Might take a lot of permits and hoop-jumping to open one of those. It's good to see more businesses run by us around, though.
infomodder: actually being a raging douchebag, no one is surprised (lookin like a qt)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-09-30 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. Monkeys is a fitting way to describe most young men, but you can never be sure around here.
infomodder: outta prison 10 minutes that dog's back a-huntin (aw hell)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-10-03 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
There have been talking dogs. A monkey person seems inevitable.

I'm good. Will Graham, as a proper introduction. And I most likely will be dropping by whether it's got cats crawling all over or none in sight. :)


[he's just mirroring her but damn he's glad she doesn't know him because will smiling outside a group of people is like a fucking blood harvest blue supermoon]
infomodder: b r u h (d u d e)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-10-13 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Nice to meet you as well. I'll be sure to ask for you when I stop by. Do you know if there's such a thing as dog cafes?

[his signs are vital, his focus is narrow]
infomodder: to get everyone else to leave him the fuck alone. mission: never accomplished. (a man on a mission)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-10-18 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Not really. There are trained service dogs who deal with a lot of new people on a regular basis without any problems. Don't see why a cafe would be any different, with the proper education.

[EDUCATION for dogs dog school which is for dogs also wow look at this dog stanning going on DOGS FUREVER]
infomodder: this world is damned (verger babies)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-10-23 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[lmao will and enthusiasm you sweet sweet lady]

Good idea. I'll do that.
And let you know if I find anything interesting when I stop by.