The person who's gonna bury you in a hailstorm of papercuts if you don't fucking keep your goddamn hands to yourself!
[she raises one of the thicker files over her head threateningly. this is not an actual introduction, but who cares about those? between this and all the stitches she's covered in surely he'll understand she's deadly serious.]
no subject
[she raises one of the thicker files over her head threateningly. this is not an actual introduction, but who cares about those? between this and all the stitches she's covered in surely he'll understand she's deadly serious.]