The Twelfth Doctor (
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Entry tags:
- conner kent | superboy,
- jonathan crane | scarecrow,
- marceline abadeer | the vampire queen,
- † agent york | the interloper,
- † april ludgate | janet snakehole,
- † athos | n/a,
- † barry allen | the flash,
- † billy kaplan | wiccan,
- † d'artagnan | n/a,
- † george o'malley | n/a,
- † glitch | n/a,
- † hazel lockwood | n/a,
- † jeff winger | wingman,
- † john watson | n/a,
- † kanaya maryam-lalonde | psychopomp,
- † ken kaneki | one eyed king,
- † kitty jones | n/a,
- † lord voldemort | n/a,
- † lourdes hidalgo | the puppet master,
- † lucifer | n/a,
- † mabel pines | n/a,
- † mathieu carver | shadow,
- † max masters | the mighty one,
- † michael jon carter | booster gold,
- † mitchell hundred | the great machine,
- † peggy carter | miss union jack,
- † peter pan | n/a,
- † porthos du vallon | n/a,
- † sabriel | abhorsen,
- † the (twelfth) doctor | stop that
video;
[ The first thing you see....is pumpkins. So many pumpkins. This house is full of pumpkins in various stages of being carved. Those who know Hazel can easily recognize this scene of mass chaos as Residence #11. However, the chalk scribbles on the wall are decidedly not hers. To start with, some of them are in a different language that looks kind of circly.
The personless scene lasts only for a moment before the Doctor scurries into frame, looking a mixture of confused and frowny. He's looking kind of magician, wearing a black coat over a black hoodie. Finally, he's holding an owl by the scruff of it's neck (can you do that with an owl? Who knows, the Doctor's doing so). Said owl is Owlfonso, the skateboarding owl that really doesn't want to be here right now and is desperately trying to peck the Doctor's fingers. ]
I want to clarify first that for once, none of this is my fault. [ except the chalk writing, which is obviously his, but that either a: goes without commenting on or b: the Doctor's forgotten it by now. also wow, that sure is a Scottish accent ] That being said- [ WHAM the camera gets a face full of owl ]
Is this normal? I mean, normal for owls. Is this how I can tell this dimension apart from my dimension? No eyepatches, no goatees, just owls that can suddenly skateboard? [ He backs poor Owlfonso away from the camera, as the Doctor's still got an expression that's pure 'what the hell is this shit' ] Well, skateboarding owls and a postponed perestroika. Spoilers, you're twenty years out of date.
[ pause, frown. The Doctor looks over at poor Owlfonso with a sort of resigned expression. ] The alternate dimension of owls and Communism. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
The personless scene lasts only for a moment before the Doctor scurries into frame, looking a mixture of confused and frowny. He's looking kind of magician, wearing a black coat over a black hoodie. Finally, he's holding an owl by the scruff of it's neck (can you do that with an owl? Who knows, the Doctor's doing so). Said owl is Owlfonso, the skateboarding owl that really doesn't want to be here right now and is desperately trying to peck the Doctor's fingers. ]
I want to clarify first that for once, none of this is my fault. [ except the chalk writing, which is obviously his, but that either a: goes without commenting on or b: the Doctor's forgotten it by now. also wow, that sure is a Scottish accent ] That being said- [ WHAM the camera gets a face full of owl ]
Is this normal? I mean, normal for owls. Is this how I can tell this dimension apart from my dimension? No eyepatches, no goatees, just owls that can suddenly skateboard? [ He backs poor Owlfonso away from the camera, as the Doctor's still got an expression that's pure 'what the hell is this shit' ] Well, skateboarding owls and a postponed perestroika. Spoilers, you're twenty years out of date.
[ pause, frown. The Doctor looks over at poor Owlfonso with a sort of resigned expression. ] The alternate dimension of owls and Communism. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
ACTION JACKSON
Who are you?
[ this is why we use video, Hazel ]
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[she raises one of the thicker files over her head threateningly. this is not an actual introduction, but who cares about those? between this and all the stitches she's covered in surely he'll understand she's deadly serious.]
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He didn't stop me, [ said, as he pointed to poor Owlfonso, ] how was I supposed to know this was yours? More to the point, how was I supposed to know you lived here to begin with?
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[FIRST OF ALL. and the folder does not lower as she continues - in fact Hazel's stomping a little closer now, scowling the whole way.]
And it doesn't matter whose it actually is because it's pretty obviously not yours!
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You really should get those looked at, [ said as he points to her stitches. ]
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they are adults
so yeah, that's getting thrown at Hazel. ]
completely capable of living alone
[it's amazing how much more shrill Hazel can get considering her starting point. with another yell she tries to knock the pumpkin back at the Doctor with her remaining files like this is some kind of impromptu baseball session.]
what could possibly go wrong
[ and ah-HA he has successfully dodged the pumpkin, TIME TO THROW ANOTHER ]
nothing at all
[NO SOME OF THEM ARE ACTUAL PUMPKINS AND WILL SPLATTER. charging forward to try and tackle him out of ammunition range now.]
peaceful coexistance
[ and he does not expect stitches mcfilefolder to move as fast as she does so whamp, that's a tackle ]
the model housemates
[HELL FUCKING YEAH. Hazel doesn't really know this guy so she rolls off immediately unlike when she takes her
boyfriendbff down, but the feeling of victory is no less substantial.]setting a new standard for great housemate behavior
And besides, I think one of them's gutted. If they do have a folder, which I doubt they do, then they're either being held hostage or we've just discovered a sinister pumpkin death cult.
[ said 100% seriously while still lying on the floor. ]
everyone's going to be so jealous
[you want to play deadpan bullshit? she'll play fucking deadpan bullshit, although he's still getting fixed with a stern look in case he makes a grab for any more of her stuff.]
don't you wish you had roomies as loving as these
Really? Well they've got a lot of work to do. Last time I checked, pumpkins couldn't breathe fire. [ a pause, before ] I put my stuff in the least messy room, by the way.
i know i do
[AND SO IT BEGINS]
ditto ditto
[ but oooh, flamethrower ] Tell me more about the flamethrower, though.
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i had to actually check and see how many rooms a gov house had haha
we're serious rpers
only the best for us
/hair flip
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