helpline: (for fuck's sake)
The Twelfth Doctor ([personal profile] helpline) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-10-03 09:41 am

video;

[ The first thing you see....is pumpkins. So many pumpkins. This house is full of pumpkins in various stages of being carved. Those who know Hazel can easily recognize this scene of mass chaos as Residence #11. However, the chalk scribbles on the wall are decidedly not hers. To start with, some of them are in a different language that looks kind of circly.

The personless scene lasts only for a moment before the Doctor scurries into frame, looking a mixture of confused and frowny. He's looking kind of magician, wearing a black coat over a black hoodie. Finally, he's holding an owl by the scruff of it's neck (can you do that with an owl? Who knows, the Doctor's doing so). Said owl is Owlfonso, the skateboarding owl that really doesn't want to be here right now and is desperately trying to peck the Doctor's fingers.
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I want to clarify first that for once, none of this is my fault. [ except the chalk writing, which is obviously his, but that either a: goes without commenting on or b: the Doctor's forgotten it by now. also wow, that sure is a Scottish accent ] That being said- [ WHAM the camera gets a face full of owl ]

Is this normal? I mean, normal for owls. Is this how I can tell this dimension apart from my dimension? No eyepatches, no goatees, just owls that can suddenly skateboard? [ He backs poor Owlfonso away from the camera, as the Doctor's still got an expression that's pure 'what the hell is this shit' ] Well, skateboarding owls and a postponed perestroika. Spoilers, you're twenty years out of date.

[ pause, frown. The Doctor looks over at poor Owlfonso with a sort of resigned expression. ] The alternate dimension of owls and Communism. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
deadtective: (thirty-one.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-11 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
...you know that it only sort of looks like the 1950s here, right?
deadtective: (twelve.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-11 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Not enough to desperately need them repaired.
deadtective: (eighteen.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-11 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatever you think is popular, it's probably the opposite of that.
deadtective: (twenty-seven.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-12 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Heard the museum's still looking for pieces.

[and she's joking right back, which is different than making fun because some of the obnoxious edge has been taken off.]
deadtective: (thirty-five.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-12 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure they'll swallow their disappointment and just take the consolation Betamaxes.
deadtective: (thirty.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-12 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Any relic for a display case, more like.
deadtective: (three.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-12 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Are they actually studying any of this shit? I thought they were just stupidly fascinated with us.
deadtective: (twenty-nine.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-13 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
The kind that issues me a detective license, apparently.

[despite having worked really hard for this Hazel is still baffled how they ever let her have something like that.]
deadtective: (nineteen.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-13 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Like, actually grand, or 'I'd dunk their head in a toilet at the first opportunity' kind of grand? Because honestly I mostly get the last one.
deadtective: (twelve.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-13 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
[there's a pause as Hazel mulls this over, and then:]

Yeah, that sounds about right for the profession.
deadtective: (twenty-nine.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-13 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
What, weirdos with fucking shitass morals? It's swimming in them.
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[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-13 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn right you can't, because it's true.
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[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-14 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
It's not going to do you any good.

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