helpline: (for fuck's sake)
The Twelfth Doctor ([personal profile] helpline) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-10-03 09:41 am

video;

[ The first thing you see....is pumpkins. So many pumpkins. This house is full of pumpkins in various stages of being carved. Those who know Hazel can easily recognize this scene of mass chaos as Residence #11. However, the chalk scribbles on the wall are decidedly not hers. To start with, some of them are in a different language that looks kind of circly.

The personless scene lasts only for a moment before the Doctor scurries into frame, looking a mixture of confused and frowny. He's looking kind of magician, wearing a black coat over a black hoodie. Finally, he's holding an owl by the scruff of it's neck (can you do that with an owl? Who knows, the Doctor's doing so). Said owl is Owlfonso, the skateboarding owl that really doesn't want to be here right now and is desperately trying to peck the Doctor's fingers.
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I want to clarify first that for once, none of this is my fault. [ except the chalk writing, which is obviously his, but that either a: goes without commenting on or b: the Doctor's forgotten it by now. also wow, that sure is a Scottish accent ] That being said- [ WHAM the camera gets a face full of owl ]

Is this normal? I mean, normal for owls. Is this how I can tell this dimension apart from my dimension? No eyepatches, no goatees, just owls that can suddenly skateboard? [ He backs poor Owlfonso away from the camera, as the Doctor's still got an expression that's pure 'what the hell is this shit' ] Well, skateboarding owls and a postponed perestroika. Spoilers, you're twenty years out of date.

[ pause, frown. The Doctor looks over at poor Owlfonso with a sort of resigned expression. ] The alternate dimension of owls and Communism. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
deadtective: (nineteen.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-07 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
The pairs I'd be buying wouldn't be considered good on any level.

[she loves fucking tacky shit, and it's only partially to wind up her fashion-minded bff.]
deadtective: (thirty-one.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-07 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
You haven't seen modern sunglasses.
deadtective: (twenty.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-07 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Are you paying or am I?
deadtective: (nineteen.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-07 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Considering everything I know about you in these fantastic five minutes, I can guarantee you're going to want twelve.
deadtective: (thirty-one.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-07 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
[I have no idea what you mean.]

Oh, are we going out? You think you're ready for that?

[cause she'll go, she actually knows where shopping places are at this point, but teasing about finally getting off the floor is required.]
deadtective: (eleven.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-07 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
[and Hazel looking way cooler.]

Alright, alright. If you have a heart attack halfway through, don't fucking blame me.

[she rolls her eyes dramatically because god man be cool about this!!! but she's up pretty soon after and heading towards the door.]
deadtective: (forty-four.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-07 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
[DAFT PUNK INTENSIFIES]

If you did then I definitely wasn't listening. [and what the hell kind of 'name' is that anyway? definitely giving him shit on that one later.] I'm Hazel.
deadtective: (twelve.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-08 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Doubt it. That's just not how this house works.
deadtective: (eleven.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-08 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
I think it's gonna depend on what brand of annoyance we end up throwing at each other.

[but hey at least she's not slamming the door in his face as she walks out it. that's progress.]
deadtective: (twenty-nine.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-08 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Eh, I've had to tackle people out the window before. It should ventilate just fine.
deadtective: (thirty-one.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-08 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
The house next door's empty, so I don't know if anyone would really notice in the first place.
deadtective: (eighteen.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-08 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
More like slower complaining. Takes them longer to get over here.

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