helpline: (for fuck's sake)
The Twelfth Doctor ([personal profile] helpline) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-10-03 09:41 am

video;

[ The first thing you see....is pumpkins. So many pumpkins. This house is full of pumpkins in various stages of being carved. Those who know Hazel can easily recognize this scene of mass chaos as Residence #11. However, the chalk scribbles on the wall are decidedly not hers. To start with, some of them are in a different language that looks kind of circly.

The personless scene lasts only for a moment before the Doctor scurries into frame, looking a mixture of confused and frowny. He's looking kind of magician, wearing a black coat over a black hoodie. Finally, he's holding an owl by the scruff of it's neck (can you do that with an owl? Who knows, the Doctor's doing so). Said owl is Owlfonso, the skateboarding owl that really doesn't want to be here right now and is desperately trying to peck the Doctor's fingers.
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I want to clarify first that for once, none of this is my fault. [ except the chalk writing, which is obviously his, but that either a: goes without commenting on or b: the Doctor's forgotten it by now. also wow, that sure is a Scottish accent ] That being said- [ WHAM the camera gets a face full of owl ]

Is this normal? I mean, normal for owls. Is this how I can tell this dimension apart from my dimension? No eyepatches, no goatees, just owls that can suddenly skateboard? [ He backs poor Owlfonso away from the camera, as the Doctor's still got an expression that's pure 'what the hell is this shit' ] Well, skateboarding owls and a postponed perestroika. Spoilers, you're twenty years out of date.

[ pause, frown. The Doctor looks over at poor Owlfonso with a sort of resigned expression. ] The alternate dimension of owls and Communism. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
deadtective: (two.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-04 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
[it bounces right off, having no effect other than to further enrage her. the next two files are flying his way as well, along with a loud angry shriek.]
deadtective: (twenty-two.)

completely capable of living alone

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-04 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Those are extra off limits, asshole!

[it's amazing how much more shrill Hazel can get considering her starting point. with another yell she tries to knock the pumpkin back at the Doctor with her remaining files like this is some kind of impromptu baseball session.]
deadtective: (thirty-six.)

nothing at all

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-04 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
You get out of the living room! They were here before you!!

[NO SOME OF THEM ARE ACTUAL PUMPKINS AND WILL SPLATTER. charging forward to try and tackle him out of ammunition range now.]
deadtective: (thirty-three.)

the model housemates

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-04 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
How the hell would you know what they do or don't have!?

[HELL FUCKING YEAH. Hazel doesn't really know this guy so she rolls off immediately unlike when she takes her boyfriend bff down, but the feeling of victory is no less substantial.]
deadtective: (twelve.)

everyone's going to be so jealous

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-04 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
They're waiting to transcend into a dragon.

[you want to play deadpan bullshit? she'll play fucking deadpan bullshit, although he's still getting fixed with a stern look in case he makes a grab for any more of her stuff.]
Edited 2015-10-04 04:09 (UTC)
deadtective: (twenty-nine.)

i know i do

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-04 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Was it the least messy room with the plants? Also I'm working on the fire thing, there may or may not be a flamethrower coming in soon.

[AND SO IT BEGINS]
deadtective: (thirty-one.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-04 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Not if you're moving the plants. That's their place.
deadtective: (thirty-five.)

i had to actually check and see how many rooms a gov house had haha

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-04 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[from somewhere in another room, an outraged hoot echoes throughout the halls. Hazel smiles smugly and shrugs expansively.]

Looks like that's settled. You'll have to take one of the shitty, completely empty ones.
deadtective: (twenty-seven.)

only the best for us

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-04 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Then maybe you should have taken him out to dinner first.

[NOW YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MASAW TO PROM]
deadtective: (thirty-one.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-04 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[GOOD THING SHE DOESN'T NEED ANY OF THAT SHIT]

He's more of a raw diet kind of guy.
deadtective: (twenty.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-04 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[well, guess it's time to see just how fire resistant she is now...]

You'd probably be better off focusing on presentation. He's got pretty high standards now.
deadtective: (forty-six.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-04 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, there's one of those upscale places not too far away. You know it's fucking classy because they give me the hairy eyeball no matter how covered up I am on any given day.

[so, naturally, she goes there quite often just to drive them up the wall. doesn't matter she can't eat, it's a point to be made!!]

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