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[booyahh]

[ Hello, everyone! Say hi to Traci and Kasumi. The look on Traci's face something close to horrified amusement. There's shame somewhere in there too. Somewhere deep inside there's intense shame because these are her life choices. This is her boyfriend. ]

So I guess everyone had this major problem with misfires and evidently it totally chose the worse possible things to misfire. Or maybe some people chose the worst possible things to send to anyone ever.

[ Kasumi, meanwhile, draws her hand down her face, shaking her head and trying very, very hard not to lose her composure and crack up over Jaime's efforts all over again. Because after everything that's happened yesterday, it might actually hurt to laugh now. ]

Let's just all be glad that the network's back in order now, shall we? [ A beat. ] Or is it--?

Needless to say Jaime you're super lucky you're so cute because this [ There's a screencap of this monstrosity here ] [ Traci is trying so hard to not burst into laughter. So hard and it's not going well, a tiny giggle escapes. ]well it's something that's what it is. My boyfriend ladies and gentleman. He must've put a spell on me that I think this is A+ boyfriend material. Here I thought I was the black magic woman here.

[ ooc: purple is Kasumi and pink is Traci. ]

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[mightthinkthat]

Well, every girl likes a poet. [ So no, he has no idea what you see in him. ]

[booyahh]

We do, it's true! We especially love the ones that have the cheesiest lines.

[mightthinkthat]

It certainly looks that way.

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[stealwithit]

Is poetry what we're going to call it...?

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[dreamshades]

[ Peter is just here laughing a bit. Part of it's forced because ugh,

LOVE. The other part is just the humiliation of the other being broadcasted. ]

I suppose that's one way of confessing ones feelings to another.

[ The other ways Peter is thinking are particularly more violent. ]

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[booyahh]

[ She chuckles. ] I think it's super sweet in a big he tried way.

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[stealwithit]

Just one way, sure. One of those "so bad it's good" examples, I think.

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[lunaraneae]

[Cindy's still getting used to this whole texting thing. So she has one question:]

Does this count as sexting?

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[booyahh]

[ She just laughs. ] Uh no not really. Or at all. It counts as really bad lines.

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[stealwithit]

If this is his idea of sexting then he really really needs some work...

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[boobwindow]

[ The widest of smirks. ]

That boy is something.

[booyahh]

Is that a good something or bad something?

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[stealwithit]

[ based on the conversation with Traci... ]

Agreed on the good something. We might be shaming him a little bit, but honestly it's pretty adorable.

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[chancetoatone]

[That shadow of amusement is in Thane's voice when he responds.]

He has a certain charm, I suppose.

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[booyahh]

At least some. A tiny bit.

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[stealwithit]

You know, that is a good word to use. Let's go with that.

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[khajidont]

Oh my god.

Traci -- Kasumi -- what are you --

[Spluttering is probably a little less cute.]

Why are you showing everyone this?!

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[booyahh]

It was Kasumi's idea! She's a terrible influence. [ She doesn't sound sincere with taht at all. ]

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[stealwithit]

Whoa, whoa. Let's not start pointing fingers, now.

I just wanted to make sure Traci saw your hard efforts, Jaime.

[ notice that it's Traci's post on the network and how she's the one talking for most for it!! ]

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[sassguard]

Wow.

[ That's it, just 'wow.' After the frustration that's been finding it apparently impossible to contact Kaidan, Shepard's in no position to be making fun of anyone, but at least Kaidan's not publicly mocking him for the mix-up.

Also, he probably should have been a bro and not looked to avoid compounding Jaime's humiliation, or at least pretended that he didn't see it, but he's made the mistake of speaking up now. ]

They're not that bad. Objectively? [ His tone of voice says he feels dubious about giving them even that much credit. ]

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[booyahh]

Wow is a very appropriate response here. [ She lets out a tiny chuckle. ]

They're not that bad at all! I think they're cute in that really awful way.

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[stealwithit]

Definitely classifying this under "so bad it's good," so when you think about it that way--they're not that bad. Objectively.

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[cupio]

Cute and funny. If only I weren't stuck with dating site weirdos.

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[booyahh]

Never trust dating site weirdos! They are the worst, everyone knows that.

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[stealwithit]

Yeah, those places can really be a hit or miss, huh? Cute and funny's pretty card to come by somehow.