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maskormenace2015-10-05 12:53 pm
maglevflash) wrote in maskormenace2015-10-05 12:53 pm
[Video]
[The camera focuses on a trio of cats, just barely getting out of their kitten stage. Each of them wearing a bandana with a suspiciously familiar symbol on it. They’re not exactly sitting still for the camera. The darker one keeps trying to slink away, and the ginger cat is attacking an exposed socked foot belonging to the person holding the camera. The white one is the only cat who is contentedly sitting neatly next to an inconspicuous box, snoozing.]
O-ow! Cream, stop that, that’s my toe!
[Gogo’s voice is exasperated but fondly amused at her dumb children.]
Coffee, get back over here.
Don’t let him get a taste for you, Gogo.
[Shadow comes around from behind the camera, dropping down to a crouch to put down both the escape artist Coffee and the bag of treats and other pet supplies from the other room. He then sits on his haunches.]
Think they’re ready to meet the newbies?
They can handle anything. They’re mine, after all.
[That foot rolls Cream over onto his back as he gnaws at her toes; gently nudging him towards his brothers. Shadow begins removing one kitten after another, three in total and sets them on the ground. He is prepared for the hissing, he expects it. Just a matter of how easily they can socialize with each other.
Sugar doesn’t react, content to keep napping, but Cream arches his back and Coffee freezes, both eyeing up the new kittens warily. There’s a snort from behind camera.]
I can’t believe you talked me into this.
You really want surprise cat fights? I don’t.
[He starts rummaging through the plastic sack and tosses out a little fluffy mouse toy, then a little bell ball so everyone can have something to play with. Then out comes a little ziploc bag.]
Catnip?
[The most clueless look crosses the lion’s face as he turns his attention to the screen.]
What’s this stuff for?
It’s something that makes cats really happy.
[Shad accepts this answer and then opens the package, sprinkling some around the kittens. None of them seem terribly interested in it, so he goes to sniff it for himself. His eyes light up as he sniffs it and he dumps some into his paw to lick it off. A low rumbling exhale that sounds like a purr escapes him and he just bites the entire package, flopping onto his side to rip the entire thing open.
Gogo had started to move to try and stop him from eating it, but can only stare (and film) as Shadow mauls the bag to get at the catnip. The camera lowers a little (but not all the way because blackmail material), and she steps in to kneel next to him.]
Shadow? You okay?
Rrrgh.
[The bag is momentarily forgotten when Gogo gets close; he gets off the ground and closes the distance between them, his face getting up close and personal with the camera before he knocks Gogo right over out of view.
The camera clatters to the ground dizzyingly as it’s dropped. Gogo’s swearing the last thing heard before the video abruptly ends.]
((Red is Gogo, and purple is Shadow. Responses will be answered after Gogo deals with an overly cuddlefriendly cat.))
O-ow! Cream, stop that, that’s my toe!
[Gogo’s voice is exasperated but fondly amused at her dumb children.]
Coffee, get back over here.
Don’t let him get a taste for you, Gogo.
[Shadow comes around from behind the camera, dropping down to a crouch to put down both the escape artist Coffee and the bag of treats and other pet supplies from the other room. He then sits on his haunches.]
Think they’re ready to meet the newbies?
They can handle anything. They’re mine, after all.
[That foot rolls Cream over onto his back as he gnaws at her toes; gently nudging him towards his brothers. Shadow begins removing one kitten after another, three in total and sets them on the ground. He is prepared for the hissing, he expects it. Just a matter of how easily they can socialize with each other.
Sugar doesn’t react, content to keep napping, but Cream arches his back and Coffee freezes, both eyeing up the new kittens warily. There’s a snort from behind camera.]
I can’t believe you talked me into this.
You really want surprise cat fights? I don’t.
[He starts rummaging through the plastic sack and tosses out a little fluffy mouse toy, then a little bell ball so everyone can have something to play with. Then out comes a little ziploc bag.]
Catnip?
[The most clueless look crosses the lion’s face as he turns his attention to the screen.]
What’s this stuff for?
It’s something that makes cats really happy.
[Shad accepts this answer and then opens the package, sprinkling some around the kittens. None of them seem terribly interested in it, so he goes to sniff it for himself. His eyes light up as he sniffs it and he dumps some into his paw to lick it off. A low rumbling exhale that sounds like a purr escapes him and he just bites the entire package, flopping onto his side to rip the entire thing open.
Gogo had started to move to try and stop him from eating it, but can only stare (and film) as Shadow mauls the bag to get at the catnip. The camera lowers a little (but not all the way because blackmail material), and she steps in to kneel next to him.]
Shadow? You okay?
Rrrgh.
[The bag is momentarily forgotten when Gogo gets close; he gets off the ground and closes the distance between them, his face getting up close and personal with the camera before he knocks Gogo right over out of view.
The camera clatters to the ground dizzyingly as it’s dropped. Gogo’s swearing the last thing heard before the video abruptly ends.]
((Red is Gogo, and purple is Shadow. Responses will be answered after Gogo deals with an overly cuddlefriendly cat.))
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[She goes diving after her sock as it's abandoned, swatting him with it.]
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Why is this her life?!]
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You brought this on yourself.
Now, face rubs once again.]
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[Leans her face away, trying to free her arms.]
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Okay?
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Don't look at me like that.
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[His grin gets bigger and he readjusts himself, on his feet briefly, his four,before flopping right against her. He's sort of worn himself out now.
The lazy bum.]
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You are like an annoying little brother, you know that?
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Am I? That means you're like a weird older sister.
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I think I can deal with that.
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[And he's got his back against her leg now, stretching out on the floor. Smelling catnip made you high, but eating it? Makes you sleepy.]
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[Sugar finally moves from his spot, wandering over to climb up into her lap, meowing for attention. This is her life now. Cat magnet.]
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Issat so? How do you know?
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