PAPYRUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (
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maskormenace2015-10-08 01:50 pm
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Entry tags:
- jaime reyes | blue beetle,
- jonathan crane | scarecrow,
- marceline abadeer | the vampire queen,
- nico di angelo | n/a,
- † agent carolina | n/a,
- † anya borzakovskaya | n/a,
- † barry allen | the flash,
- † charlie maxwell | n/a,
- † cindy moon | silk,
- † francis urquhart | n/a,
- † hazel lockwood | n/a,
- † james jesse | the trickster,
- † klarion bleak | n/a,
- † manolo sanchez | n/a,
- † max masters | the mighty one,
- † maya fey | the pink princess,
- † michael j caboose | blue guy,
- † nagachika hideyoshi | fleetfoot,
- † pacifica northwest | n/a,
- † papyrus | the great papyrus!!!,
- † roxy lalonde | rogue of void,
- † sasha blouse | n/a,
- † teddie | n/a,
- † the iron bull | the iron dragon,
- † winry rockbell | n/a
001 🍝 VIDEO
( If you want to read this entry without Papyrus font, it is HERE. If you would like to opt out of Papyrus font for your threads, it is HERE.)
[Looks like someone settling in nicely! Papyrus turns on the camera and adjusts his cape before adopting the absolute smarmiest smile possible. Skeletons are always smiling, you say? Well he's smiling even more than that.]
GREETINGS, HUMANS! MY NAME IS PAPYRUS. THE WAIT IS OVER! YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE WAITING FOR ME, BUT YOU WERE!
YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED I AM NOT A HUMAN! GOOD OBSERVATION!! YOU HAVE A KEEN EYE! I AM IN FACT............. A SKELETON!! (THAT'S A KIND OF MONSTER.) BUT DON'T BE AFRAID! I'M HERE TO BE A SUPERHERO... INSTEAD OF CAPTURING HUMANS TO POPULATE THE DUNGEON!
IT'S KIND OF A SHAME... I'M A DAB HAND AT FURNISHING JAILS. I'LL JUST HAVE TO FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE TO SET OUT SQUEAKY BONES AND KIBBLE FOR GUESTS????
I EVEN ALREADY HAVE A CAPE. PRETTY LUCKY THAT I WAS WEARING THAT WHEN I SHOWED UP, BECAUSE I DEFINITELY DON'T HAVE IT ON EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF THE DAY, WITHOUT FAIL.
[Looks like someone settling in nicely! Papyrus turns on the camera and adjusts his cape before adopting the absolute smarmiest smile possible. Skeletons are always smiling, you say? Well he's smiling even more than that.]
GREETINGS, HUMANS! MY NAME IS PAPYRUS. THE WAIT IS OVER! YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE WAITING FOR ME, BUT YOU WERE!
YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED I AM NOT A HUMAN! GOOD OBSERVATION!! YOU HAVE A KEEN EYE! I AM IN FACT............. A SKELETON!! (THAT'S A KIND OF MONSTER.) BUT DON'T BE AFRAID! I'M HERE TO BE A SUPERHERO... INSTEAD OF CAPTURING HUMANS TO POPULATE THE DUNGEON!
IT'S KIND OF A SHAME... I'M A DAB HAND AT FURNISHING JAILS. I'LL JUST HAVE TO FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE TO SET OUT SQUEAKY BONES AND KIBBLE FOR GUESTS????
I EVEN ALREADY HAVE A CAPE. PRETTY LUCKY THAT I WAS WEARING THAT WHEN I SHOWED UP, BECAUSE I DEFINITELY DON'T HAVE IT ON EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF THE DAY, WITHOUT FAIL.