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maskormenace2015-10-15 06:04 pm
moneyballer) wrote in maskormenace2015-10-15 06:04 pm
Entry tags:
- conner kent | superboy,
- † andrew warner | n/a,
- † asher millstone | beefcake,
- † billy kaplan | wiccan,
- † blue sargent | n/a,
- † clark kent | superman,
- † dipper pines | n/a,
- † dorian gray | n/a,
- † garfield logan | beast boy,
- † hazel lockwood | n/a,
- † jeff winger | wingman,
- † kanaya maryam-lalonde | psychopomp,
- † lord voldemort | n/a,
- † nagachika hideyoshi | fleetfoot,
- † sabriel | abhorsen
TEXT 001, backdated to late last night/early this morning
[Around 2 AM, a poorly worded text message makes its way onto the network:]
so
how do u get a kid to put a cucumber in his mouth
wait a minute
this is nut wut it sounds like
lol
[Some letters are written with love or great frustration, but this one in particular was composed by a not-so-anonymous poster who had imbibed copious amounts of alcohol. Have no fear, however- As misleading as this shitty example of a modern "letter" is, Asher means well by it. He's been conspicuously absent from social media as of late, aside from the occasional #gains gym selfie on whatever this world's equivalent of Instagram is.
Anxiety is a bitch, and while his newfound powers could certainly be considered a godsend, his lack of control of them is what worries him most. Will he be the result of another unfortunate tragedy, yet again? Will the results of a mishap be even worse, this time?
He has managed to drink these thoughts away in order to gain more focus of the important things: Namely, how to get two mischievous twins to eat their vegetables.]
so
how do u get a kid to put a cucumber in his mouth
wait a minute
this is nut wut it sounds like
lol
[Some letters are written with love or great frustration, but this one in particular was composed by a not-so-anonymous poster who had imbibed copious amounts of alcohol. Have no fear, however- As misleading as this shitty example of a modern "letter" is, Asher means well by it. He's been conspicuously absent from social media as of late, aside from the occasional #gains gym selfie on whatever this world's equivalent of Instagram is.
Anxiety is a bitch, and while his newfound powers could certainly be considered a godsend, his lack of control of them is what worries him most. Will he be the result of another unfortunate tragedy, yet again? Will the results of a mishap be even worse, this time?
He has managed to drink these thoughts away in order to gain more focus of the important things: Namely, how to get two mischievous twins to eat their vegetables.]
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