Dorian Gray (
brushoff) wrote in
maskormenace2015-10-22 10:38 am
Entry tags:
- adam parrish | n/a,
- marceline abadeer | the vampire queen,
- † billy kaplan | wiccan,
- † dorian gray | n/a,
- † elsa brandt | the fabricator,
- † hartley rathaway | the pied piper,
- † hayley marshall-kenner|andréa labonair,
- † jeff winger | wingman,
- † jinseok jin | n/a,
- † kitty jones | n/a,
- † lucifer | n/a,
- † peter quill | star-lord,
- † richard gansey | raven king,
- † rose lalonde | seer of light,
- † satya wallace | n/a,
- † tobias matthews | n/a,
- † winry rockbell | n/a
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[ The video clicks on to Dorian, leaning in a chair against the wall, with a guitar in his lap. He's idly strumming at it—though the window, it's obvious that the sun's going down when he films this (someone's mostly nocturnal these days). He basically looks every bit the douchebag college guy who plays his guitar on the quad, except for the fact that he's immortal. ]
Lawyers! This is your time to shine. Or, lawyers and other people who are willing to grapple with an intellectual property dilemma. So in that case, lawyers and the utterly pretentious. [ excluding him, of course ] To the best of my knowledge, certain bands from my world don't exist in this one. For instance, I haven't found any trace of Adam and the Ants. [ mostly because that band is HELLA 80S and this game's aesthetic is the 1950s. As if to prove his point, Dorian starts quietly playing a few chords from a song that some people might recognize as "Prince Charming" by Adam and the Ants. ] However, that's not to say that Mr. Adam Ant himself doesn't exist in this world. For all I know, he's a plumber somewhere or something droll like that.
So if I were to start up a band-which I am, looking for a drummer by the way-and we released an Adam and the Ants song for our first single, despite Mr. Ant perhaps existing here but that song not existing here, is that legally sound? I know it's probably not ethically sound but really, who gives a damn about ethics these days.
[ there's a pause before Dorian continues, as if he's realized an obvious point of contention. ] And yes, before some of you point it out, I can play the guitar and I can sing. I was in a band back in the day: Dorian Gray and the Hedonists. [ is he that vain YOU BET HE IS THAT VAIN. And that nostalgic now, apparently. Somebody got bit with the music bug HARD. ] To prove it... [ he pauses for a moment, frowning, thinking a little bit ] ...anyway, here's "Wonderwall."
[ and Dorian just straight up launches into playing and singing "Wonderwall." He's actually a good guitar player and has a pretty damn good voice (and I will link to some audio clips later) so enjoy Dorian unintentionally being That Guy. ]
Lawyers! This is your time to shine. Or, lawyers and other people who are willing to grapple with an intellectual property dilemma. So in that case, lawyers and the utterly pretentious. [ excluding him, of course ] To the best of my knowledge, certain bands from my world don't exist in this one. For instance, I haven't found any trace of Adam and the Ants. [ mostly because that band is HELLA 80S and this game's aesthetic is the 1950s. As if to prove his point, Dorian starts quietly playing a few chords from a song that some people might recognize as "Prince Charming" by Adam and the Ants. ] However, that's not to say that Mr. Adam Ant himself doesn't exist in this world. For all I know, he's a plumber somewhere or something droll like that.
So if I were to start up a band-which I am, looking for a drummer by the way-and we released an Adam and the Ants song for our first single, despite Mr. Ant perhaps existing here but that song not existing here, is that legally sound? I know it's probably not ethically sound but really, who gives a damn about ethics these days.
[ there's a pause before Dorian continues, as if he's realized an obvious point of contention. ] And yes, before some of you point it out, I can play the guitar and I can sing. I was in a band back in the day: Dorian Gray and the Hedonists. [ is he that vain YOU BET HE IS THAT VAIN. And that nostalgic now, apparently. Somebody got bit with the music bug HARD. ] To prove it... [ he pauses for a moment, frowning, thinking a little bit ] ...anyway, here's "Wonderwall."
[ and Dorian just straight up launches into playing and singing "Wonderwall." He's actually a good guitar player and has a pretty damn good voice (and I will link to some audio clips later) so enjoy Dorian unintentionally being That Guy. ]

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Ugh, you had me interested until you started singing Oasis.
Kay, thanks, bye.
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[ said in the same tone that post people say 'stepping on a needle' ]
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Why?
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[ Dorian is BLISSFULLY UNAWARE that he's a stereotype right now. ]
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Any way I might be able to help you?
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voice; sometime later
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permavid!
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shall we spam this here?
that's what i was counting on, so i guess so much for permavid/voice lol
we're superstars
perma-action aww yeah
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[ Christ, Dorian. There's really no hope for you at all, is there? ]
You were alive for The Beatles, for God's sake. Which doesn't mean I'm encouraging you to murder their classics, too, but at least then it wouldn't be Wonderwall.
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My band was mod, though. I'm probably going for more of that kind of sound than anything else.
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You're a hipster.
[ Makes perfect sense. ]
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[ he's kind of a hipster, let's be real ]
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ugh ignore the texting of that last one it was still audio.
/casually ignores then
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No seriously when has he ever joked about his own ego?
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Happy?
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[Dancing partner.]
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[Coming off of hiatus, so if you wanna drop, feel free]
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Look at you. I'm very impressed.
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senpaisatan noticed him. ]What can I say, I've got dedication and dreams.
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This is the worst thing you've ever done to me. Just so you're aware.
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WOULD YOU BELIEVE THAT WAS ENTIRELY UNINTENTIONAL......
with Dorian I'm sure the innuendo just writes itself so yes
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why do people think its a bad song
youre really good at the guitar
and you sing great
[Hi, guitarist from Mexico circa 1930 here, so he's blissfully unaware of how overplayed this song was in the 90s. Also, Dorian might be one of those guys who plays Wonderwall like every other douche with a guitar, but Manolo is literally the one who plays Creep by Radiohead instead.]
permavid because dorian's vain
permatext because Manolo is camera shy
omfg Manolo, why so cute
bc he's actually a cinnamon roll :(
too pure for this world
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Why all the 'oldies?' I mean, if you're gonna steal music, why aren't you stealing anything good?
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[ Actually, this is Safe, Clean, Fun ™ and he can appreciate that. ]
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I figured why not! If I'm going to have this imPort celebrity, I might as well use it.
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