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[It's been a while since Rhys addressed the network at large, but he's lost a couple—friends? That robot, that other maybe-robot. That disconcerting emotion known as loneliness is starting to seep in around the edges. And sure, no problem, he could reach out to certain folks and know they'd show up. The Pines twins are startlingly reliable if you don't mind being the creepy older man hanging out with children, and there's always Harley if he can catch her ear. But right now he's attempting to branch out. Network, as it were. And he's not thinking about the friend that betrayed him back in his home universe or the many ways this could go wrong.

He is thinking positively and putting on his best, most polished smile.]

So, I've been doing a little internet searching and I've found a couple day spas that do the full deal—facials, manis, pedis—and you're thinking, Rhys. Rhys, dude. C'mon. You really want to spend your whole day getting pampered and waited on hand and foot? Not very, uh. 'Manly' of you.

[A sympathetic expression. All well-maintained and pushed in eyebrows. All a slim set to his lips.]

And I'd say, 'yes, sir or ma'am. That sounds great.' But most of these places have group deals, so I'm looking for someone or someones who feel the same. You can respond here, email me, text—whatever's easy. Thanks.

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text; comm tag is "Hiro"

[microbrobotics]

are you gonna take my brother again?

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[oh hey kid]

If he wants to.

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[akito]

What about massage therapy??
But I would still be interested if they can paint cute designs on my nails! ♥
Are there children's discounts????

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You know, I haven't looked into that, but I think I should. And no idea.

[Plan to not come across as the resident creepy uncle already not going so hot here.]

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[liverletdie]

You know, this kind of solicitation is likely to get you some pretty undesirable bites.

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[Oh Tony. You're the only one he really loves.]

I don't understand why kids like me. Is it the arm? Is it the hair?

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[itistolaugh]

That does sound really nice, actually...

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Not that you need it.

[hey girl]

[lifeatsteak]

[It's time to use the network for the first time for a truly vital reason:]

the fuck is a facial
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You know, when they put the cream and the cucumbers-- it's-- how can you not know what a facial is?

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[bestever]

can we sign other people up?

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Depends on who and why.

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[heavyhitter]

oh shit yes gimme

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I'm going to need to see some ID.

[he's now carding at initial text it's not personal]

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[textualhealing]

[Perking the fuck up!]

Spa day? Hell yes! I'm coming. Sign me up for everything ever. And that Edgar kid, sign him up too.

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You, sure.

[He likes your face. Congratulations on it. Your parents you definitely don't have issues about must be proud.]

But who's Edgar?

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[glitterateur]

--you're going for a spa day?! [Rhys, you fool. You made this public.] Me! I'll go!

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[crapbearer]

Is it really that fun?

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[semi-fondly:]

Yeah. I should've called that.

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[ursawhiner]

Mabel gave me a facial once. It was... glittery. And sticky.

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This involves soap, so... not sure you'd like it.

text; comm tag is "Tadashi"

[tadeadshi]

Looks like you've got a group going already! Look at you.

[HE'S SO PROUD! LOOK AT YOU MAKING FRIENDS! Even... if that's not what half of this is.]

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Daaashii, my man. Always good to see you. And guess what? Great news-- Hiro says we can hang out.

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[crapbearer]

Well, hey, if everyone else is doin' it.

I'll try anything at least once.

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Max... can I trust you? Really trust you?

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[lookingfordaddies]

I have been feeling very stressed lately. Are any of these places vegan?

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Fully? I'd bet not. But I'm sure they can, uh. Accommodate.

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[112ounces]

Is that what a spa is? I thought it was just a hot tub or something.

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Were you thinking of a... sauna?