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Erwin Smith » the 13th Commander ([personal profile] sacrificusdux) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2014-05-01 09:17 am

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[Erwin clearly looks tired today. Tired and grumpy. There dark smudges under his eyes and he doesn't look to be in very pleasant mood. But that's not the point of this inquiry.

No, the point of his inquiry this early morning is the vacuum cleaner on the floor behind him which had been sliced cleanly in half, laying in two pieces. He clears his throat before speaking.

Val, those new blades work beautifully, by the way.]


It seems our vacuum cleaner has broken.

[His expression doesn't encourage anyone to point out otherwise. He's been woken up in the early hours of the morning by that thing far too often after only a few minutes of sleep. Though, he also knows how someone feels about the vacuum. So here he is, this is almost his way of apologizing to maybe overacting.]

As I am not familiar with all the technology available and the options, I am seeking an alternative which doesn't make as much noise to replace the vacuum cleaner.

Any suggestions would be appreciated.

[Sorry, Levi.]
gevurah: closes it (peers at ww/superman book)

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[personal profile] gevurah 2014-05-03 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
Was everything alright, Sir?

[ Oh boy. ]
gevurah: (egg is a great person)

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[personal profile] gevurah 2014-05-04 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Unless you're from a similar climate, you would hardly be the first.

Redheads don't always fare well in this weather either.

[ The mystery of Kate Kane's inability to tan has never been solved though. ]
gevurah: (sucks to be you bette)

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[personal profile] gevurah 2014-05-04 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
It will get hotter the deeper into summer we go, but there are appliances you can use to keep cool -- mainly the air conditioner. All the homes provided for us seem to have one.
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gevurah: (maybe "Operation Hot Mother")

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[personal profile] gevurah 2014-05-04 09:51 am (UTC)(link)
It can.

It's better to keep it on whenever you're in the house in summer.
gevurah: (cracks open chastity belt)

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[personal profile] gevurah 2014-05-05 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Anything else, Sir?
gevurah: (daddy's girl)

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[personal profile] gevurah 2014-05-05 08:32 am (UTC)(link)
You're welcome again, Sir.
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[personal profile] alofts 2014-05-03 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, you warned him?
gevurah: (seriously why so tan??)

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[personal profile] gevurah 2014-05-04 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ Welp. ]

I mentioned it.
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[personal profile] alofts 2014-05-04 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Son of a bitch.
gevurah: closes it (peers at ww/superman book)

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[personal profile] gevurah 2014-05-04 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
That bad?
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[personal profile] alofts 2014-05-04 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Everything still smells like aloe vera gel.

[ Never again. ]
gevurah: (cracks open chastity belt)

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[personal profile] gevurah 2014-05-04 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
It takes some time for it to heal.

[ Oh my god you two. ]
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[personal profile] alofts 2014-05-04 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Your earlier attempts to reason with him are nevertheless appreciated.

[ He was a tomato; a little, aloe smelling tomato. ]
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gevurah: (where did my ink go)

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[personal profile] gevurah 2014-05-04 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
You can always pull up information online. Can't argue with science.