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Olive Silverlock ([personal profile] pyrolock) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-11-05 08:17 pm

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Um...hi.

...No, wait, hold on a second. This is so awkward. Hello, um, imPorts. My name is Olive. Olive Silverlock. ...And I feel like I'm introducing myself as the new kid in front of my whole class, so this is about as much fun for me as it is for you.

[She pauses, what sounds like a breath being taken slightly audible from the recording.]

So! Yeah. New kid in town. In the world. You know I feel like I heard stories about this kind of thing happening, but it only really happened to the "superheroes" from where I live. Honestly it's so weird and I feel a little bit...guilty, I guess.

Not that this place doesn't seem great, but I'm not...interested in this hero stuff. Seems like such a big deal around here and it just weirds me out. [She pauses again, contemplating for a moment what more to say. Then she remembers something.] My friend though - Maps - would be in love with this place. If she was here I mean. If she was then she'd probably be screaming in my ear right now about getting to be a real life superhero, and going on team missions and stuff like that. I bet she'd get powers that would help her...I dunno, raid dungeons or solve puzzles? She plays a lot of roleplaying games like that sort.

[Are dungeons even a thing here? She has no clue. The town she got placed in seems like a rough area in particular, but no more rough than what she's used to seeing in Gotham City.]

...Well, okay, this is a disaster so I'm going to stop talking now and try to be a normal person.

[Hah. Normal. She wishes to be more normal.]
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[personal profile] burnmetwice 2015-11-07 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm glad someone else is pointing out that this is a fucking horrible way to communicate. Who calls dozens of people at the same time? Er—

[Yeah Kazu why don't you run your loud street punk mouth off a little louder at this nice sounding girl]

A-anyway, about the most heroic thing I've done here is keep my shitty skating rink job, so if you can manage to avoid whatever villain-of-the-month plot going on, you should be fine not to hero much.
Edited (i always fuckin forget to put audio and CLOSE MY HTML TAGS I'M SORRY) 2015-11-07 19:25 (UTC)
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[personal profile] burnmetwice 2015-11-08 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Not if you're stuck behind the counter, trust me. I'm starting to get all twitchy watching things go in circles, even off the clock. What'd they land you with? I'll totally swap.

Because are usually pretty cool on it, at least. Almost eerily nice for a sort-of internet space.
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[personal profile] burnmetwice 2015-11-08 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
Glassblower...? Ah, that actually sounds pretty nice... [Even if he'd been serious, he's pretty sure he wouldn't have the first fucking clue for how to artisanally blow glass. This girl must be crazy talented.]

Something like that I guess, yeah. It'd be nice if America could restrict their inter dimensional kidnapping to their own country but at least they have suspicious future tech to take care of the language barrier.