Mike Parker (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
lackey) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
maskormenace2015-11-13 03:14 am
lackey) wrote in maskormenace2015-11-13 03:14 am
4 - voice
[Mike's first audio network post is a little noisy: there's a busy road somewhere near him and, every once in a while, a small-sounding dog barks.]
Lost another month, last month. Hear 'bout that happenin' a lot. Good thing, though. If you didn't know it was happenin' to other people, too, might start thinkin' that you were goin' nuts. Or that the government was screwin' with you. Or that you got abducted by aliens... After gettin' abducted by the god machine. That'd be somethin'.
Anyway.
I was gonna ask what happened last month, but I figured I could just guess what happened. So, guessin' now.
[He clears his throat, coughs lightly.]
Last month! October? Starts out real quiet, just like it is now. Then, around the middle of the month, the Russians show up. I mean, show up. Like in boats. You ever see that movie with the guys? The guys wearin' short shorts and capes? There were like 200 or 400 of 'em or something. But in the movie, the big enemy army all showed up in boats. The guys look out at the ocean and it's like shit, that's a lot of boats. That's how it was last month. With the Russians.
Then there's a big battle, right? US soldiers and heroes versus Russians. And it lasts like a week? No, two weeks. Two weeks for sure. Total bloodbath. People dyin' all over. The soldiers and you heroes are puttin' up one hell of a fight, but the Russians keep comin'. There's just so many of 'em and it turns out they've got those power-blockin' things?
By the end of the month, they're winnin'. They're winnin' and they're about to take over.
[A pause for effect.]
Why don't they? 'Cause a hero stops 'em. He gets clear of their uh... blockin' things... And this hero has like... You ever see that other movie about the guy with the, uh... knife thing? Full of sand? Magic sand? And that guy could rewind time with his magic sand knife? That's what this hero did. Except like a power instead of a knife. Or maybe he had that knife? Or a similar knife? Don't know if the movie was based on a true story or not. Probably not. Sometimes they do that, they tell you it's based on a true story and they're lyin'...
But yeah. That's my guess. Which means it's not November now, it's still October, and you guys probably only have a couple days before the Russians show up again? Kinda sucks, if I'm right. I'd keep an eye out for those boats if I were you.
Lost another month, last month. Hear 'bout that happenin' a lot. Good thing, though. If you didn't know it was happenin' to other people, too, might start thinkin' that you were goin' nuts. Or that the government was screwin' with you. Or that you got abducted by aliens... After gettin' abducted by the god machine. That'd be somethin'.
Anyway.
I was gonna ask what happened last month, but I figured I could just guess what happened. So, guessin' now.
[He clears his throat, coughs lightly.]
Last month! October? Starts out real quiet, just like it is now. Then, around the middle of the month, the Russians show up. I mean, show up. Like in boats. You ever see that movie with the guys? The guys wearin' short shorts and capes? There were like 200 or 400 of 'em or something. But in the movie, the big enemy army all showed up in boats. The guys look out at the ocean and it's like shit, that's a lot of boats. That's how it was last month. With the Russians.
Then there's a big battle, right? US soldiers and heroes versus Russians. And it lasts like a week? No, two weeks. Two weeks for sure. Total bloodbath. People dyin' all over. The soldiers and you heroes are puttin' up one hell of a fight, but the Russians keep comin'. There's just so many of 'em and it turns out they've got those power-blockin' things?
By the end of the month, they're winnin'. They're winnin' and they're about to take over.
[A pause for effect.]
Why don't they? 'Cause a hero stops 'em. He gets clear of their uh... blockin' things... And this hero has like... You ever see that other movie about the guy with the, uh... knife thing? Full of sand? Magic sand? And that guy could rewind time with his magic sand knife? That's what this hero did. Except like a power instead of a knife. Or maybe he had that knife? Or a similar knife? Don't know if the movie was based on a true story or not. Probably not. Sometimes they do that, they tell you it's based on a true story and they're lyin'...
But yeah. That's my guess. Which means it's not November now, it's still October, and you guys probably only have a couple days before the Russians show up again? Kinda sucks, if I'm right. I'd keep an eye out for those boats if I were you.
no subject
Oh.
[Mike has to think about that for a moment. A long moment.]
Were you bangin' either of 'em when you were younger?
no subject
no subject
Who's Captain America, anyway?
no subject
let that go.]
One of my lucky roomies. A real hero, that guy. Costume and everything.
no subject
no subject
no subject
1/2
Vaguely...
2/2, now private
private
private
private
permaprivate
Blue?
Blue?]
...Blue?
no subject
Ice, man.
no subject
This sure is weird. Jesse didn't mention anything about Mike being on the payroll.]
Blue ice? [Saul plays confused, sounding skeptical.]
no subject
Or that idiot employee you don't tell people about.]
Yep. Really pure shit. You want a tester? Welcome back gift?
no subject
[Much as he'd like the chance to slam a bag of blue crystal down in front of Jesse and point out another reason why Walt's bad for business, he also doesn't want anyone else's ass on the line.]
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
(no subject)