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[sciencewhizard]

[ Today's exploration of Miami has taken him the way of a bakery, which he's just leaving as he starts up the video feed. He has a pastel hanging out of his mouth, and its fellows are sitting in a paper bag he's holding at his side as he walks down the street. Of course, he should have probably thought this out a little more before starting up the video. He's not going to talk with his mouth open (this time), so instead, he just makes a face as he manages to open his mouth wide enough to pull the entire pastel in with his tongue. The boa constrictor mouth is not a speedster ability; it's all Wally.

The pastry's devoured in a matter of seconds and he looks to the video with a big ol' grin. ]

Sorry about that little delay, everyone. Name's Wally West, sure the pleasure's all yours. [ He laughs, so it should be obvious that he's not that conceited. Hopefully. ]

But anyway, introductions out of the way, someone please tell me they've found a good place to catch some good music around here. I mean, it's Miami, there's gotta be some hot clubs full of smokin' babes, right? [ Priorities, this one. Never mind that he's only fifteen. That's never stopped him.

Unfortunately. ]

Heck, just point me to a dance-off or something where I can get my krumping on.

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[gottaswing]

Aren't you like... twelve?

[Look, he knows he's older than that and it's not as if he's anything older than sixteen going on seventeen, but clearly that still gives him superiority here.]

Dance-off? I gotta introduce you to Ryan.

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[sciencewhizard]

[ Well, that's just rude, and it earns a rather peeved expression. ]

Hey, I'm fifteen okay? Sixteen in a couple of months. [ That's so much better than twelve. ] Kinda. Not counting for the mess in switching between calendars.

Oh? He any good?

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[gottaswing]

[Sorry, kid, he's rude sometimes.]

That might still be a bit too young to get you near all those hot babes. Unless someone throws a teen party or you magically turn 21.

And, yeah, I'd say so? I'm not really an expert, but he's done a lot of musicals and stuff.

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[performance]

[ Way to put your best foot forward, Wally. ]

And now everyone can appreciate your prehensile tongue. Thanks for that.

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[sciencewhizard]

[ Isn't he perfect? ]

Hey, I did say I was looking to meet some hot babes. [ His brows waggle a bit. He should be stopped. ]

[performance]

[ If only there was an app for an elbow to the kidney. ]

Oh yeah. Between that and the krumping, you'll be swimming in bachelorettes.

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[boobwindow]

[ What is going on? Why is the ID printing Dick Grayson?

Cautiously: ]

... Dick?

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[centurybaby]

Are you for fucking real.

[sciencewhizard]

... Yes? [ It's not often that Wally gets the question phrased that way. ]

Not a fan of krumping?

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[kegflipped]

Oh, you like krumping?

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[sciencewhizard]

Totally. Take it you do too?

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[choreographics]

[...dude your mouth what the hell. And then he idly wonders if he could stretch his face that far now. Oh well, things to figure out later.]

A dance-off. [He's about the only one who sounds really amused by the whole thing.] Let me know if you find one. Hey, I'll even take a place with good music right about now.

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[sciencewhizard]

[ It's beautiful, isn't it? Someone should really check him for anaconda DNA. ]

I'll keep you informed. [ And, since he's spotted the hat... ] You're Ryan?

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[boobwindow]

Maybe wait until you're ―

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[boobwindow]

[ Back up.

What did he say his name was? ]

― Wally?

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[lyingheart]

Krumping?

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[sciencewhizard]

A kind of dance. Sorta like jerkin. Or breakdancing.

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[chiefdefense]

I'd say you look a little under age to be trying to get into clubs.

[But she's a little bit more stunned about the fact that he's apparently inhaled a whole pastry. It puts her sister's burger vacuuming skills to shame.]

Did- did you even chew any of that?

[sciencewhizard]

[ Sigh. ]

So everyone seems to be reminding me... [ Oh well. Maybe the street dancing can be a thing. ]

Ah? Yeah. Kinda. Some of it. Just probably went too fast for normal eyes to see, ahaha.

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[nitidus]

Have you tried the beach? For the hot babes, I mean. Not the krumping.

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[sciencewhizard]

Ugh, don't talk to me about the beach. I have bad luck with those. [ Like having to go to school whenever his friends get to go chill out there. ]

[imitari]

Krumping is so two-zero-one-three.

[sciencewhizard]

... Cool? It's two-zero-one-oh where I'm from.

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[foreshadower]

[ He looks. Well. Amused. Really, really amused. ]

What priorities, Mr. West.

They chose a true hero, when they selected you.

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[sciencewhizard]

[ Squint. Wally's not sure what to make of this guy- something about him SEEMS familiar, but he can't put his finger on it. ]

I'm kinda sensing the sarcasm vibes coming from you, dude. [ He's actually getting it for once. ]

We haven't bumped into each other here have we?