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Live in 5... 4... 3.... [EPISODE 2...ish.]
[OOC: GOOD DAY, VIEWERS! On today’s episode of Maya’s Magical Mysticism bonanza, you’ll have the option either of calling in to talk to Maya during her segment, or to talk to Frisk and Papyrus during theirs! We’ll leave you individual threads below to reply to, to make it easier! Feel free to call in for advice during Maya’s segment, or… just be cute with Frisk and Pap. Look at them. They’re precious.
If you want to read this post without papyrus font, it’s HERE.]
[After the show’s cute introduction, a much more adjusted-to-the-show Maya appears on screen, wearing something comfortable and carrying a bright smile.]
Hey everyone! Welcome back! I’m your host, Maya Fey-- and today I have some exciting news!
[Man, she’s glad there’s a teleprompter, because introductions on TV shows always sound so stiff. Eugh.]
Later on in the show, we’re gonna have a pair of super special guests.
[She leans forward a little, grinning like the cheshire.]
You guys better give them all of your attention, okay? We’ll bring them in later.
For now, let’s get to the usual, shall we? If you’ve got thoughts or questions that need a psychic’s eye, I’ll be your guide on this spiritual journey together. Call in now, or else you just get to watch me sit here and look cute all day!
[Yes she is so into this show by now. So good. Very spirit. The cheshire grin hasn’t faded in the slightest, but for some reason, her viewers are into it. Much psychic.]
SPECIAL GUEST
[After a riveting segment of SPIRITUAL GUIDANCE, it’s time for the show’s special guest!]
Thanks for all your calls today, everyone! But for now, we’re going to take a break and talk to those very special guests I mentioned. Everybody please give a big welcome to my friends, Frisk and Papyrus!
[Insert studio applause, ladies and gentlemen. Papyrus waves to the camera. He’s looking very dapper today, his usual scarf having been sort of… folded into a massive bow-tie...]
HELLO! MY NAME IS PAPYRUS! YOU MAY KNOW ME FROM MY WILDLY SUCCESSFUL INTERIOR DECORATING BUSINESS, WHICH HAS HAD EASILY THREE TO FOUR SATISFIED CLIENTS! DO YOU NEED TO SPICE UP YOUR INTERIOR????? HOT DATE? FUN PARTY? PAPYRUS’ DECORATING! I GUARANTEE AT LEAST EIGHT COLORS AND FIRE EFFECTS! I ALSO CARRY A RAINBOW GRADIENT PACKAGE, FOR THE DARING AMONG US! IF IT WERE POSSIBLE, I WOULD PUT IN BACKGROUND MUSIC! BUT IT’S NOT, SO WE’LL JUST HAVE TO MAKE DO WITH SUPPLYING IT MANUALLY! CHOOSE FROM MY WIDE SELECTION OF ROYALTY FREE MUSIC CDS! [At this point, Frisk pats Papyrus’s femur and gives him a look. Stay focused, friend!]
RIGHT!!! AND THIS IS THE HUMAN, FRISK! [Frisk waves at the camera] ONE OF MY DEAREST FRIENDS! SOON TO ALSO BE… ONE OF YOUR DEAREST FRIENDS!!! IT HAS RECENTLY COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT MOST OF YOU DO NOT SPEAK WITH YOUR HANDS! A GRAVE ERROR… BECAUSE IT IMPEDES YOUR ABILITY TO TALK WITH FRISK, WHO IS GREAT????? SO WE ARE HERE TO FIX THAT! [Frisk gives a thumbs up to the camera here.]
FRISK WILL BE SHOWING YOU SOME BASIC SIGNS THAT YOU MIGHT NEED GOING ABOUT YOUR DAILY LIFE! HERE WE HAVE “HELLO”...
[Frisk holds an open palm next to their right temple, with the palm facing the camera. Then, they move their palm to the side and a little downwards. It looks a little like a mix between a wave and a salute.]
AND NOW, “MY NAME IS”! (NOT MY NAME, YOU KNOW THAT! THIS IS FOR YOUR NAME!)
[Frisk places their right hand over their chest, and then move it away to stick out their index and middle finger on both hands. They bring their right fingers over on top of their left fingers in a cross shape, tapping twice.]
MANNERS ARE IMPORTANT!! THIS IS “PLEASE”!
[Frisk places their right hand over their chest. Then they move it in a clockwise motion several times.]
“THANK YOU!”
[Frisk places a hand on their mouth and then moves the hand down and forward. Almost as if they were blowing a kiss.]
AND “SORRY”! (BUT TRY NOT TO NEED THIS ONE, OKAY!)
[Frisk makes a fist with their right hand and places it over their chest, thumb at the top. Then they move it in a clockwise motion several times.]
AS YOU CAN SEE, PLEASE AND SORRY ARE VERY SIMILAR. SO BE!!! CAREFUL!!! WITH YOUR HANDS!!!
THE WORDS ON THE BOX ARE TELLING ME THAT THAT’S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR TODAY! SO! UNTIL NEXT TIME??
[A thought strikes Frisk, and they tap Papyrus’s femur urgently. When he looks down at them, they sign something quickly at him.]
RIGHT!!! I ALMOST FORGOT! IF YOU ARE SAD OR LONELY, THEN FRISK SAYS YOU CAN ALWAYS COME TO THEM TO HELP…. MAYBE YOU CAN USE SOME OF THE BRAND NEW WORDS WE TAUGHT YOU TODAY!!!! I’M VERY PROUD OF ALL OF YOU FOR LEARNING!
TAKE IT AWAY, MAYA!
If you want to read this post without papyrus font, it’s HERE.]
[After the show’s cute introduction, a much more adjusted-to-the-show Maya appears on screen, wearing something comfortable and carrying a bright smile.]
Hey everyone! Welcome back! I’m your host, Maya Fey-- and today I have some exciting news!
[Man, she’s glad there’s a teleprompter, because introductions on TV shows always sound so stiff. Eugh.]
Later on in the show, we’re gonna have a pair of super special guests.
[She leans forward a little, grinning like the cheshire.]
You guys better give them all of your attention, okay? We’ll bring them in later.
For now, let’s get to the usual, shall we? If you’ve got thoughts or questions that need a psychic’s eye, I’ll be your guide on this spiritual journey together. Call in now, or else you just get to watch me sit here and look cute all day!
[Yes she is so into this show by now. So good. Very spirit. The cheshire grin hasn’t faded in the slightest, but for some reason, her viewers are into it. Much psychic.]
SPECIAL GUEST
[After a riveting segment of SPIRITUAL GUIDANCE, it’s time for the show’s special guest!]
Thanks for all your calls today, everyone! But for now, we’re going to take a break and talk to those very special guests I mentioned. Everybody please give a big welcome to my friends, Frisk and Papyrus!
[Insert studio applause, ladies and gentlemen. Papyrus waves to the camera. He’s looking very dapper today, his usual scarf having been sort of… folded into a massive bow-tie...]
HELLO! MY NAME IS PAPYRUS! YOU MAY KNOW ME FROM MY WILDLY SUCCESSFUL INTERIOR DECORATING BUSINESS, WHICH HAS HAD EASILY THREE TO FOUR SATISFIED CLIENTS! DO YOU NEED TO SPICE UP YOUR INTERIOR????? HOT DATE? FUN PARTY? PAPYRUS’ DECORATING! I GUARANTEE AT LEAST EIGHT COLORS AND FIRE EFFECTS! I ALSO CARRY A RAINBOW GRADIENT PACKAGE, FOR THE DARING AMONG US! IF IT WERE POSSIBLE, I WOULD PUT IN BACKGROUND MUSIC! BUT IT’S NOT, SO WE’LL JUST HAVE TO MAKE DO WITH SUPPLYING IT MANUALLY! CHOOSE FROM MY WIDE SELECTION OF ROYALTY FREE MUSIC CDS! [At this point, Frisk pats Papyrus’s femur and gives him a look. Stay focused, friend!]
RIGHT!!! AND THIS IS THE HUMAN, FRISK! [Frisk waves at the camera] ONE OF MY DEAREST FRIENDS! SOON TO ALSO BE… ONE OF YOUR DEAREST FRIENDS!!! IT HAS RECENTLY COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT MOST OF YOU DO NOT SPEAK WITH YOUR HANDS! A GRAVE ERROR… BECAUSE IT IMPEDES YOUR ABILITY TO TALK WITH FRISK, WHO IS GREAT????? SO WE ARE HERE TO FIX THAT! [Frisk gives a thumbs up to the camera here.]
FRISK WILL BE SHOWING YOU SOME BASIC SIGNS THAT YOU MIGHT NEED GOING ABOUT YOUR DAILY LIFE! HERE WE HAVE “HELLO”...
[Frisk holds an open palm next to their right temple, with the palm facing the camera. Then, they move their palm to the side and a little downwards. It looks a little like a mix between a wave and a salute.]
AND NOW, “MY NAME IS”! (NOT MY NAME, YOU KNOW THAT! THIS IS FOR YOUR NAME!)
[Frisk places their right hand over their chest, and then move it away to stick out their index and middle finger on both hands. They bring their right fingers over on top of their left fingers in a cross shape, tapping twice.]
MANNERS ARE IMPORTANT!! THIS IS “PLEASE”!
[Frisk places their right hand over their chest. Then they move it in a clockwise motion several times.]
“THANK YOU!”
[Frisk places a hand on their mouth and then moves the hand down and forward. Almost as if they were blowing a kiss.]
AND “SORRY”! (BUT TRY NOT TO NEED THIS ONE, OKAY!)
[Frisk makes a fist with their right hand and places it over their chest, thumb at the top. Then they move it in a clockwise motion several times.]
AS YOU CAN SEE, PLEASE AND SORRY ARE VERY SIMILAR. SO BE!!! CAREFUL!!! WITH YOUR HANDS!!!
THE WORDS ON THE BOX ARE TELLING ME THAT THAT’S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR TODAY! SO! UNTIL NEXT TIME??
[A thought strikes Frisk, and they tap Papyrus’s femur urgently. When he looks down at them, they sign something quickly at him.]
RIGHT!!! I ALMOST FORGOT! IF YOU ARE SAD OR LONELY, THEN FRISK SAYS YOU CAN ALWAYS COME TO THEM TO HELP…. MAYBE YOU CAN USE SOME OF THE BRAND NEW WORDS WE TAUGHT YOU TODAY!!!! I’M VERY PROUD OF ALL OF YOU FOR LEARNING!
TAKE IT AWAY, MAYA!
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