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[wayhot]

[The video feed comes on revealing Flame Princess looking... very different from how she normally is. Sitting on a couch and completely bundled in a ridiculous amount of blankets, with only her face and a few locks of hair. It's difficult to recognize her like this, but it's easy enough to identify her voice once she finally speaks.]

So how come we barely go a month or two in this place without some jerk just donking everything up? What was even with that, anyway? Like, a lot of weird junk has happened before but this really wasn't cool!

Like, okay, I guess being a human is kind of neat or whatever but how the bjork are you guys not freezing to death all the time!? [Going from fire elemental temperature to average human/kryptonian body temperature has been... an adjustment, to say the least. She doesn't like it.]

The whole leaking water thing is still really weird, too. [That's sweating, FP.] I don't get it, but I guess I'm going to have to figure it out for however long this thing lasts.

Has anybody found out who was behind what happened, yet? I've been wanting to try finding out on my own, but... yeah. It's been kind of hard to focus like this.

[A pause.] ... also, if anybody is made of fire now, you'll be fine. Just avoid water and don't feel things too hard.

I mean, you can't burn through the world while you're here, so you don't have to worry about that happening. Buuuuuut you're still going to want to be careful not to get too intense. And either I'm going to have to teach you how to cast flame shield properly, or you're going to need to cover all the stuff you like in foil.

Figured I should probably give you a head's up. [Uh.] If that's actually happened to anyone.

Comments

voice;

[sassguard]

[ The voice sounds right and the comm tag reads the same, but even so, Shepard feels the need to cautiously confirm: ]

FP? You look ... human.

permavid

[wayhot]

Yeah, I... feel human? I guess. If feeling human means being cold all the time.

voice

[melavasomniar]

'Made of fire'? Have we got a rage demon wandering around to worry about?

permavid

[wayhot]

N...o? [Demons aren't made of fire, she's pretty sure. At least not back in Ooo.]

I got turned into some kind of human and it seems like I've got their powers, too. [Though she doesn't know the full extent of that, yet.] Which probably means somebody out there is looking like I normally do. Y'know, made of fire.

Permavid

[governorkang]

I wish I could say you get used to being in a human body.

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[thelimitdoesnotexist]

are you usually made of fire?

[Somehow in a world of flame chickens, that doesn't sound outlandish.]

permavid

[wayhot]

Yup. This is pretty much the first time I haven't been. [Not counting the times she's been doused, anyway.]

[wayhot]

Wait, so this is just how it always is? How do humans even function?

permatext

[thelimitdoesnotexist]

would you prefer that to being human? or the other way?

[wayhot]

Yes? I mean, I haven't really done a lot with this body yet except just be super cold so maybe there's some good stuff, too, but I like the way I normally am.

[governorkang]

You are normally a fire elemental, or something like one, correct? I imagine it's much harder for you to adjust than it was for me.

[Reptiles and mammals are very different, but he, at least, was already organic.]

I hope this mess gets fixed quickly.

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

[Hello, have the face of the person you're swapped on screen. He's finding this strange. Fun, but strange. You know, now that he isn't freaking out.]

Hey uh, I guess I have what you used to? I guess I just gotta be lucky that I didn't have my fav jacket on...

[thelimitdoesnotexist]

it doesn't seem like we humans can do a lot.

[wayhot]

Well, I don't know about that. The humans I've known have all been pretty math.

But I don't really know what to do with myself now that I'm like this.

[wayhot]

Yeah, that's right. It's really weird, going from being made of fire too... not being that.

I hope it does, too.

[Video]

[wayhot]

Yeah, you're going to want to be really careful when dealing with your stuff. Or else it'll just burn up, unless it's made of like, rock or metal or whatever. Then it'll be fine as long as you don't get too hot.

[Video]

[tactile_telekinesis]

Wait, what d'ya mean get too hot?

[thelimitdoesnotexist]

yes.

we can do math too.

[You're confusing him with all this lingo.]

find out what you can really do. what you can't. test your limits.

[Video]

[wayhot]

I mean don't get so hot that you melt through rock and metal? Kind of ties in with the whole "don't feel things too much" thing I said. I usually burn hotter when I feel really intense emotions or whatever.

1/2

[wayhot]

Oh. Yeah, that's a good idea. Hm.

I know I can touch water now without getting hurt, so... actually, hang on.

2/2

[wayhot]

[She disconnects, and then the feed turns on again in a few minutes.

She's soaking wet and shivering.]

THAT WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA!!!

[thelimitdoesnotexist]

[Mewtwo stares at the feed for a moment before responding.]




it can't be that bad.

[wayhot]

It's freezing cold and also the worst and now I'm even colder than I was before!

permavid

[melavasomniar]

Excuse me? You're saying that normally you're made of fire?

But not a demon?

...Are you sure about that? [Yeah, cause he's pretty sure fire person = demon. Or at the very least some messed up magic.]

[sassguard]

[ He supposes being human would feel cold to someone who's on fire on the time, but he wouldn't really know. It gets a small chuckle, anyway. ]

That's what sweaters are for. [ He pauses. Hold on a minute... ] You do have human clothes, right?

[ Somehow, from the blankets, he's suspecting the answer is likely "no." ]