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Lord-Governor Kang ([personal profile] governorkang) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-12-11 08:46 pm

Permavid

[Kang isn't quite in full Governor!mode, but he's definitely putting his political skills to use here.]

My name is Kang, for those of you whom I haven't met. Over the past few months, I've been assisting Claire Dearing, the Curator of Paleontology at the De Chima Museum of Natural History with a new imPort initiative - one that will greatly benefit imPorts of non-human status, or the animal companions of imPorts, that have difficulties in finding or acquiring necessities such as specialized medical care and housing.

[In other words: a lot of things are human-centric and it's time this problem was addressed.]

We have two events planned for this month: an interview and a fundraising dinner.

The Scene with Dan Rogers, a talk show on the Vulpine Channel, will be interviewing several non-human imPorts on December 17th. I'd like to thank everyone that has agreed thus far, and to extend an invitation to any other non-human Miss Dearing and I may have missed to join us in the interview.

I can assure you that the questions will be screened for appropriateness beforehand by myself and Miss Dearing.

[He knows things can go south veeeery quickly otherwise. Let's try to prevent an incident on live TV as much as possible.]

If you are interested in being interviewed, please contact either Miss Dearing or I as soon as possible.

The dinner is being hosted by the De Chima Museum of Natural History on December 29th at 6PM. Tickets are $15, and all proceeds go towards the initiative; both imPorts and natives are welcome to attend. If you would like more details on the dinner, contact Miss Dearing.

Additionally, we would appreciate any others who would like to offer their assistance in this initiative.

[With that done, he relaxes slightly and holds up his right hand to show the mass of scars on it, centered around the palm.]

And speaking of this initiative, I have a question.

This may be a long shot, but are there any imPorts who specialize in neurobiology, particularly of the non-human variety?

[Details on the interview plot are here.]
resipiscent: (melancholy so please tell me you're joki)

[personal profile] resipiscent 2015-12-12 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Cool. Have you been working at this long?

[It's hard to tell what Kang is up to on a daily basis -- generally, Riku sees him mostly in passing.]
resipiscent: (uh what)

[personal profile] resipiscent 2015-12-13 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Internet friends.]

Yeah, definitely. Well, let me know where you need me, then. I can like... set up tables and stuff too, if I have to. I wouldn't say I'm a good enough cook to offer help there, though.
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[personal profile] resipiscent 2015-12-13 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh, okay. Cool. Thanks, Kang.
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text. casually threadjacks...

[personal profile] blahnik 2015-12-13 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
We welcome volunteers, of course. [ keyword: volunteer. ] If you're interested, feel free to contact our program at [ ###. ]
They work from 9am to 5pm, every weekday except Tuesday, plus Saturdays.
You will need to fill out the requisite paperwork, and have a recommendation letter.
If Kang will vouch for you, then I'll put in a note waiving that requirement.
resipiscent: (melancholy so please tell me you're joki)

video

[personal profile] resipiscent 2015-12-13 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh, okay. Thanks.

[He's not going to ask if she's non-human, because that would be kind of rude, wouldn't it? But he's curious, since he's never heard of her.]

I can offer you guys my services, too, if you want. I'm a courier.
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permatext.

[personal profile] blahnik 2015-12-13 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Next time I have need of a courier, I'll keep you in mind. Thank you.
resipiscent: (smilefold)

permavid!!!

[personal profile] resipiscent 2015-12-13 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
No problem. I can donate that, since it's a charity, too.