Newton "Newt" Geiszler (
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maskormenace2015-12-31 09:24 pm
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(it's midnight somewhere) Happy Newt Year
[So, it's midnight and when the video comes on, Time Square is SCREAMING LOUD: the countdown has just hit ONE, the ball has dropped, there's kazoos and buzzers and poppers and fireworks and sparklers and Auld Lang Syne sung by a million drunk people who have drowned out the speakers pumping in the music.
And that's just the soundtrack.
But the focus of video, which is very clearly a slightly sloppy selfie by a possibly drunk Newton Geiszler, is the lip-lock he now has on his lab-mate, Hermann Gottlieb. His cheeks are rosy from the cold and Hermann is nearly overtaken by his parka hood, and they're being jostled by the crowd, but the kiss lasts a good long time before they finally break apart.
Before he shuts off the feed, Newt brings the phone closer and declares VERY LOUDLY and VERY SHRILLY so he's heard over the noise:]
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
And that's just the soundtrack.
But the focus of video, which is very clearly a slightly sloppy selfie by a possibly drunk Newton Geiszler, is the lip-lock he now has on his lab-mate, Hermann Gottlieb. His cheeks are rosy from the cold and Hermann is nearly overtaken by his parka hood, and they're being jostled by the crowd, but the kiss lasts a good long time before they finally break apart.
Before he shuts off the feed, Newt brings the phone closer and declares VERY LOUDLY and VERY SHRILLY so he's heard over the noise:]
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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Right.
Well, let me know when Hermann wants the romance and I'll give you pointers.
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If you'd like.
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Come on, you. What do you want to do with your first few hours of 2016? Find a bar, dance on the table? Hit up a club? Steal a car and go on a joyride? [Go back to the hotel, fool around, and fall asleep? That's actually probably the best plan, and the one they'll choose, but he has to make wild suggestions. Newt is always pro- living it up]
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Well seeing as I'd rather not spend the first night of it in jail, perhaps something a bit more private would suit.
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I'd prefer to believe we won't have much trouble with that.
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[ He clears his throat. ]
Regardless, when -- if -- it happens, remember there's an expert around.
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[Hermann has absolutely no intention whatsoever of ever approaching him]
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