BACKDATED to the 18th; TEXT, comm ID "Spider-Man"

[shutterbugged]

Funny thing is, I spent most of last year counting down to my 5th imPort anniversary, and in the end I missed it by a good month and a half. Guess that's what comes of having a significant life event close to the holidays.

[ Spider-Man red versus Goblin green… totally counts as festive, right? Of course it does. ]

You gotta love the human -- sorry, the sapient -- capacity for adaptation. Forgetting the day of my own kidnapping.

But for the sake of you patient souls who suffered through my existential moping last year -- how many of you are still here, anyway? roll call! -- let's skip it this time and go with an icebreaker for the newbies.

Two truths and a lie. For those of you who come from universes without awkward getting-to-know-you party games, (a) congratulations, (b) it's just what it sounds like. I'll start:

1. I once picked a fight with a swarm of communist bees.
2. I used to have six arms but a giant lizard helped me remove them.
3. My car once tried to murder me.

Take your guesses.

Comments

[cuff]

aay, hole in one. im too polish for the mob, they wouldnt take me

[shutterbugged]

Okay but while I think up more lies you have to tell me how you got stuck in a crevasse

1/2

[cuff]

i was spelunking?

[cuff]

nah ok. i was up in teh yukon with my partner. workin on a arms dealer, middle of a fuckin blizzard, hopped up from the cold. but suddenly there was a crevasse out of the blue and then there was slippin and then there was me falling and yup

stuck. there you go

[shutterbugged]

Stuck in a crevasse IN A BLIZZARD. Talk about burying the lede, dude.

[cuff]

hey its all about the story telling