shutterbugged: (spidey: uh hey)
Peter Parker, the Spectacular Etc. Etc. ([personal profile] shutterbugged) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-01-24 02:41 am

BACKDATED to the 18th; TEXT, comm ID "Spider-Man"

Funny thing is, I spent most of last year counting down to my 5th imPort anniversary, and in the end I missed it by a good month and a half. Guess that's what comes of having a significant life event close to the holidays.

[ Spider-Man red versus Goblin green… totally counts as festive, right? Of course it does. ]

You gotta love the human -- sorry, the sapient -- capacity for adaptation. Forgetting the day of my own kidnapping.

But for the sake of you patient souls who suffered through my existential moping last year -- how many of you are still here, anyway? roll call! -- let's skip it this time and go with an icebreaker for the newbies.

Two truths and a lie. For those of you who come from universes without awkward getting-to-know-you party games, (a) congratulations, (b) it's just what it sounds like. I'll start:

1. I once picked a fight with a swarm of communist bees.
2. I used to have six arms but a giant lizard helped me remove them.
3. My car once tried to murder me.

Take your guesses.
leonized: ([oh?] nonsense)

[personal profile] leonized 2016-01-26 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
There's definitely a United States and a Russia where I'm from.

[At least... there sort of is, but he's heard of them, so that had to count for something, right?]

I don't think bees can be communist, so that's the lie.
Edited 2016-01-26 23:04 (UTC)
leonized: ([unsure] papercut)

[personal profile] leonized 2016-02-06 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure.

What's a nazi?
leonized: ([lick] isometric)

[personal profile] leonized 2016-02-07 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[What if he doesn't know what Wikipedia is!!!]

It still doesn't sound like a bee could be a nazi. Bees are just bees.