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Devil damnit. [ No1 isn't a happy camper. She has better things to do than to play hero somewhere in a strange human world in some other universe that she doesn't give a damn about. Sure, this Heropa place looks much better than the Hole, but it doesn't make her any happier for it. Considering the things she has to do back in the Hole, she definitively can't pay attention to some other war specially between humans.

In any case after fighting for a second with her communicator, finally to the video comes someone who is wearing a sort of really creepy mask and yes, she does look like a man.]

This is a load of bullshit. I don't care for their dumb war and they won't send me back. They even gave me some job I know nothing about - I'm a cleaner, not your busboy. [ that's not really the job they gave her, but might as well, she thinks they are all the same ] Who knows a way out? I have important things to do back home.

And where can I find a pig or a goat? [ she will try to contact Hell, at least. Maybe a Devil will answer, unless a Devil is responsible for all of this. ]

[ she huffs, angrily, until she remembers something ] Ah- that's right, I'm looking for someone.

SHIN-SENPAI ARE YOU HERE? [ oh yes, she is screaming. Don't like it? Too bad, because look at her go. ] SHIIIIIN. I ARRIVED TO THIS SHIT HOLE TOO, TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE.

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Why the livestock?

Buddy, there are better ways to find someone than screaming at the top of your longs. No ways out yet -- just chance.

You can find pork at a butcher's or a grocery story--I've got no idea where you can find a live one, though.

To contact a Devil or Hell, I need an offering. A goat's or pig's head does the trick, usually.

If he has a thing of these [ a communicator, Noi ] then it's the fastest way.

And what you mean, "chance"?

You're capable of doing such things? ... You may be able to find a pig's head at the butchers.

I don't want a live one. [ unless it's the only thing she can find ]

if there are butcher shops, good. I just need to know where.

Yeah, it's pretty easy! The problem is that they may feel like not answering, if they aren't in the mood. I just don't know where a butcher's shop is, though. Is there a map of this place or something?

Several, though the ones that may be of most use to you are beyond my ability to explain. One of the others responding may be more helpful. I can tell you where to find a physical map, but I wouldn't be able to give you the address to a local butcher's at present.

[ Wow this person is so polite THIS IS STRANGE FOR NOI ]

Eh, that's fine, I can ask around. But thanks. Also, this residency thing, do we really have to live there?

[ Talk to other teenagers, they'll help normalize, probably! ]

It's provided, but there's no one to enforce where you live as long as it's within the United States of America.

Is that the name of the city? I thought it was Heropa or some lame crap of the sort.

"Heropa" is the city. The larger span of this land is known as a country with the name of "United States of America." I understand the "United States" part comes out of smaller sections of the country dividing themselves into smaller political areas called "States." They each have individual names. It gets convoluted.

Oh my Lucifer- What is wrong with humans and their need to complicate everything? Can't they just get a leader to rule over them all?

I take it you're among our nun-human number? Lucifer is present, and awaiting trial, if you were wanting to ask about him.

[ No comment on the leading structure. Singular rulers don't necessarily make it less convoluted. ]

Oh yeah, that's right you are all humans around this place. No, I'm not one.

[ wait just a sec- ]

lucifer is what

Awaiting trial.

"We" aren't all human, on another hand. Some will find the claim more objectionable than others.

[ Like the Cybertronians she's met, she expects. ]

[ FORGET ABOUT HUMAN ANNIE THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT ]

LUCIFER WHAT

[ Wow No1 you should be more psychic about alternate canon versions of your big important people!!! ]

Repetition won't change the words being used. There's a man who announced as much on this communication network a few days ago.

How are you all alive??????

[Doesn't know if woman who looks like a man, or is a man with a very womanly voice.]

If anyone had figured out a way to leave, I doubt most of us would still be here. But, in any case, as others have stated, obtaining a goat or pig shouldn't be much of a problem.

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Has anyone ever told you that you're rather sporadic? [She seriously went through like three or four emotions in the time it took for one message.

Astounding incompetence?

[ Not even close, but they're all alive because the all powerful creature out of religious texts is as handicapped and stranded as the rest. ]

Being pulled here changes people of all kinds in more than one way. Whatever power you expect he has, or should have, likely isn't intact.

[ what are you even saying

... ]

There's no way that's actually Lucifer. [ not the version she knows, at least ]

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