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[bullysandwicher]

Devil damnit. [ No1 isn't a happy camper. She has better things to do than to play hero somewhere in a strange human world in some other universe that she doesn't give a damn about. Sure, this Heropa place looks much better than the Hole, but it doesn't make her any happier for it. Considering the things she has to do back in the Hole, she definitively can't pay attention to some other war specially between humans.

In any case after fighting for a second with her communicator, finally to the video comes someone who is wearing a sort of really creepy mask and yes, she does look like a man.]

This is a load of bullshit. I don't care for their dumb war and they won't send me back. They even gave me some job I know nothing about - I'm a cleaner, not your busboy. [ that's not really the job they gave her, but might as well, she thinks they are all the same ] Who knows a way out? I have important things to do back home.

And where can I find a pig or a goat? [ she will try to contact Hell, at least. Maybe a Devil will answer, unless a Devil is responsible for all of this. ]

[ she huffs, angrily, until she remembers something ] Ah- that's right, I'm looking for someone.

SHIN-SENPAI ARE YOU HERE? [ oh yes, she is screaming. Don't like it? Too bad, because look at her go. ] SHIIIIIN. I ARRIVED TO THIS SHIT HOLE TOO, TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE.

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[lyingheart]

Why the livestock?

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[bullysandwicher]

To contact a Devil or Hell, I need an offering. A goat's or pig's head does the trick, usually.

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[lyingheart]

You're capable of doing such things? ... You may be able to find a pig's head at the butchers.

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[bullysandwicher]

Yeah, it's pretty easy! The problem is that they may feel like not answering, if they aren't in the mood.

I just don't know where a butcher's shop is, though. Is there a map of this place or something?

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[retconman]

Buddy, there are better ways to find someone than screaming at the top of your longs. No ways out yet -- just chance.

VOICE.

[bullysandwicher]

If he has a thing of these [ a communicator, Noi ] then it's the fastest way.

And what you mean, "chance"?

VOICE.

[retconman]

I mean-- [ He pauses. ] People do go back -- so I hear -- but it's not by choice. It's just random.

VOICE.

[bullysandwicher]

Wait, let me get this straight.

We are brought here - not randomly - and we will only be returned randomly. Right?

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[reptiledysfunction]

You can find pork at a butcher's or a grocery story--I've got no idea where you can find a live one, though.

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[bullysandwicher]

I don't want a live one. [ unless it's the only thing she can find ]

if there are butcher shops, good. I just need to know where.

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[reptiledysfunction]

Erm, I wouldn't know where any are specifically, but I can google it for you if you want?

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[bullysandwicher]

Google?

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[theblackleopard]

[Doesn't know if woman who looks like a man, or is a man with a very womanly voice.]

If anyone had figured out a way to leave, I doubt most of us would still be here. But, in any case, as others have stated, obtaining a goat or pig shouldn't be much of a problem.

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Has anyone ever told you that you're rather sporadic? [She seriously went through like three or four emotions in the time it took for one message.

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[bullysandwicher]

They probable won't give them for free. [ maybe she can trade her smoke, that usually works.

But at the second statement, Noi tilts her head ] What you mean, sporadic?

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[theblackleopard]

Probably not. It's a very good thing that you still have that busboy job in this case.

[Fufufufu!]

What I mean is you have a wide range of emotions. You went through about three in your post alone. Very animated for someone wearing a mask.

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[bullysandwicher]

It's crappy and I don't want it. [ so much pouting going on under the mask, right now ]

Oh. I'm mostly pissed off, right now. Nobody likes to be randomly kidnapped to fight a stupid war they have nothing to do with.

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[attractedtodarkness]

[one disinterested-looking teenage girl is answering]

There's no way out and you're too early for Halloween.

What do you need a pig for anyway?

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[bullysandwicher]

Who said anything about Halloween?

An offering, so I can contact a Devil and Hell, obviously. [ obviously ]

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[attractedtodarkness]

Your mask.

[She frowns at the next words]

Someone just tried that recently. It didn't work.

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[fantasykiller]

Is it normal for cleaners in your world to wear interesting masks like yours?

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[bullysandwicher]

Anyone who can produce magic has one. But stronger the Magic user, better the mask.

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[fantasykiller]

Huh.

[He didn't expect that answer.]

You're basically a magician. Cleaner has got to be the weirdest title I have ever heard of to describe one.

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[databoner]

The only "Shin"s here are a Shinji, and a Shinjiro. If those aren't the right names, the person you're looking for isn't here. As for trying to contact a Devil via a pig or goat, it won't work. Feel free to waste your money trying though.

[Because listened to everything else said before replying...]

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[bullysandwicher]

He is "Shin". Just "Shin".

Sure I will try. I won't believe it just because you say so. [ it's not like she knows him to believe him, anyway ]

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[databoner]

Do the rest of us a favor and keep your communicator on while you do it. I could use some entertainment.