VOICE || Terran calendars 101

[kicksomegrass]

Okay. [ There's no preamble, no introduction. Just Rocket's unmistakable voice, sounding as irritated as ever. ] I thought I had a pretty good handle on the way you Terrans did your calendar. Earth rotates around its axis: day. Earth rotates around the sun: year. Pretty standard. All the stuff in between is chopped up inta arbitrary "months" that don't make much sense, but hey, ya stick on every wall and on the communicators so at least I can kinda keep track.

It ain't perfect. Kind of annoying, but I don't expect a whole lot from you Terrans anyway.

That said, how the hell did I end up missin' a month and a half?

Last I looked it was all trees and snow and... "kris-mas". [ The air quotes are practically audible. ] Now it's all red and pink and... and kinda an assault on the senses, honestly. What is with you people? Somebody fill me in here.

[ There's a bit of a pause, and he seems to be ending it there. Until, as an afterthought, he adds: ]

Quill, you better still have my stuff or I'm gonna kick your ass.

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[nostalgiabomb]

[ Nonah?

Oh.

So they aren't roomies anymore.

.... :(((( ]

Which house? I can bring your junk.

[kicksomegrass]

[ He rattles off the address ]

You still in Heropa?

[nostalgiabomb]

[ He plugs the address in to his device before moving to gather up Rocket's things; pretty easy to do, considering he's had a month and some change to collect the guy's stuff. The majority of it was carefully boxed up and set aside in a corner of Peter's room, along with a particular record player, still hidden beneath its cover, which Peter has yet to touch since he's moved it in here. ]

Yeah, I am.

You'll be happy to know you missed some crazy shit, by the way.

[kicksomegrass]

You can fill me in when you get here.

voice >> action;

[nostalgiabomb]

Fifteen minutes.

[ It takes him only ten, and he arrives at Rocket's doorstep with his junk. Knock, knock, asshole. ]

[kicksomegrass]

[ From the other side of the door: ] It's open!

[ Peter will, in fact, find Rocket sitting on the dining room table, shuffling through his file still ]

[nostalgiabomb]

[ When he enters, his expression is wrangled into something grim and serious, because the last thing he wanted was to walk in all smiley and grinny and let Rocket know exactly how relieved he was that the guy was back.

Uncool.

He sets the box to one side, wandering closer. ]

What are you even looking at? [ --in lieu of "hello." ]

[kicksomegrass]

Goin' through my stuff. I wanna see if I got anything new or if it's the same old crap.

[ He glances at the items in Peter's arms ] Is that all?

[nostalgiabomb]

[ Peter frowns, shrugging. ]

I think so. I mean, you can always come back and double-check, but--

[ He cuts himself off, blinking, then-- ] Just a sec.

[ He disappears for a few seconds, then reappears with two boxes wrapped in paper that was appropriate for, you know. Two months ago. One box contains the sweater made by Mabel, and the other, a set of tools specifically sized for Rocket. He tosses them both onto the table. ]

Merry Christmas, by the way.

[kicksomegrass]

[ He just. Stares at the boxes. ] What the heck are these?

[nostalgiabomb]

[ Simply, ] Christmas presents.

[ He shrugs, moving to sit at the table -- in one of the chairs, mind you, seeing as how the chairs are, you know, people-sized. ]

You kinda skipped out and missed the whole gift exchange part of Christmas.

[kicksomegrass]

Not my fault.

[ He sets aside his papers, and pulls one of the boxes towards him ] I'm guessin' you found yours.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ He nods once. ]

Yeah. [ Granted, he hasn't used it, the record player. It was largely as Rocket left it, hidden with the note still attached and everything.

Maybe he'll be more comfortable with using it now that this asshole's back. ]

Thanks, by the way. You didn't have to get me anything.

[kicksomegrass]

[ He shrugs ] I don't know how you Terrans do things. I figured it was mandatory.

I still gotta finish up some things, so I hope you didn't totally screw it up. [ as he speaks, he begins tearing the paper from the box, and lifts the lid.

Mabel's sweater. ] I dunno what it is, but it's the ugliest one of those I've ever seen.

[nostalgiabomb]

Excuse you, it's a masterpiece.

[ Still, he's suppressing a smile as he says it, and lifts a shoulder in a shrug. ]

Gag gifts. Kind of a Terran thing, too.

[kicksomegrass]

Gag is right. [ He makes a retching nose, setting the sweater aside to pull the next box close. ]

I almost don't wanna open this one.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ He lifts his eyebrows, reaching out a hand to drag the remaining gift toward himself. ]

I mean, if you don't want it...

[kicksomegrass]

[ He swats at Peter's hand. ]

I said almost.

[ He tears into the paper with renewed gusto, almost like he doesn't want Quill to snatch it from him. When he opens the box he just... falls quiet for a second. He was expecting something else terrible ad stupid, not something genuinely thoughtful.

Gingerly, Rocket lifts a small screwdriver from the box. ]

[nostalgiabomb]

[ uh.

uHHH.

Rocket's being awful quiet. That's-- good? Bad? Really bad? It's not as though gift-giving was a normal thing for Peter, either.

He shifts in his seat. ]

I, uh. I figured you could do with a set. I mean, if you don't like 'em, it's cool. Just, you know.

[ A beat, and his gaze wanders off to one side. ]

... Yeah.

[kicksomegrass]

[ Rocket was used to taking what he needed. He didn't even know what getting a gift like this would be like.

He breathes out a little laugh ] Stop freaking out, asshole.

[ When he glances up at Peter, there's something like a smile on his face ] Thanks.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ On reflex, ] I'm not "freaking out."

[ A pause, though, and he offers a small smile back. ]

Yeah. Any time.

[ he leans forward on the table, and because he's a moment ruiner, he flicks Rocket on the arm. ]

Still pissed that you ditched me.

[kicksomegrass]

Hey! [ He swats at Quill's hand again, ears folding back in annoyance ] I told you it wasn't my fault.

You think I just walked right up and said, "Excuse me, Mr. Government? I'd like to go home now. But screw Quill, he can stay here."

[nostalgiabomb]

Well kinda, now.

[ He settles back, arms crossed, looking like a moody teenager. ]

Everything-- good? Back home, I mean.

[kicksomegrass]

As good as it ever is, by which I mean more crap jobs that never seem to go right and more crap pay, but hey- it's a living.

[ Rocket looks him over for a second, then, ] You bring your stuff, too?

[nostalgiabomb]

[ um???

He squints at him, puzzled. ]

Which stuff? [ like, Peter has a lot of stuff -- a symptom of being a tinkerer -- so u gotta be specific bruh. ]