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[monge]

[Grocery shopping has suddenly become an adventure. An adventure Komasan just has to share. With everyone. He's never...actually made a public video post before, but now looks like the best time to start.

He's not very good at it.

The video is upside down.

But at the very least, it's not hard to tell he's in some sort of Valentine's aisle at whatever big name store he decided to walk into today. Cue the freak out.]

MONGE!!

L-Look at all this candy, zura~! I...I think it might be chocolate season for the US, zuraaaa~

[They have a chocolate season. They have. A chocolate season. At least if all these chocolate boxes are anything to go by. Komasan has never seen anything like this before in his life. So much red! So many frills! So much beauty.

Eventually he turns the feed back onto himself and everyone will be greeted to a little dog with stars in his eyes. And flames on his forehead. For anyone who hasn't met Komasan yet, that might be a tad startling. Or not, who knows, imPorts are weird.

By some sort of miracle, he manages to turn the feed right side up.]

I'm gonna buy all of it, zuraaaa.

[His voice is a hushed whisper, and soon enough he starts grabbing boxes off of shelves and neatly stacking them into the basket he's been carrying. There's no way there's enough room for obvious reasons, but he can dream.]

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[superposition]

Komasan, you're a dog.

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[monge]

[Oh! It's his wizard friend!]

That's right! You remembered, zura~!

[There's two big heart-shaped boxes cradled in his arms somehow. How the hell did he even answer this?]

Did you want a chocolate box, too, zura?

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[doesntdomuch]

That stuff isn't poisonous to you?

[Perry was unsure if Komasan could be poisoned by chocolate or since he's some weird monster thing it doesn't apply to him.]

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[monge]

[Komasan is still doing video, he can't type when there's candy to hoard.]

Why would candy be poison, z-zura?

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[4thdimensional]

Is that much chocolate going to fit in our house?

[Doc has no idea that Komasan is a canine, so he's going to ask the other practical question here.]

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[monge]

Oh no, don't worry, I wasn't going to put it in our house, zura. I like to keep that clean, zura.

[Despite all his toys and junk, it's at least organized toys and junk.]

I'm gonna keep this at the other house, zura!

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[driftsintobuffetline]

HOLY SHIT...DOC? [ He tracks back through the phone and determines you'd already posted and where the heck as Newt during this???] HOLY. I have GOT to pay more attention to the comms. First The Doctor and now Doc Brown??

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[glitterateur]

Are you just gonna stick with chocolate?

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[monge]

There's other kinds, zura?!

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[ex_deeds185]

[ Seeing a fiery, talking dog is definitely a first for Alisha but... you know, she's going to (attempt to) go with the flow. ]

"Chocolate season"...? [ Because clearly this is the most important topic at hand. ] If it isn't too much trouble, might I ask what that is?

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[monge]

I'm not so sure myself, but I think it's the time when the chocolate's ready to be harvested, zura!

[After all, chocolate comes from a plant, right? That doesn't sound too far off. ...Right?]

[driftsintobuffetline]

[Sarcasm] Oh yeah. This is just one of many of the chocolate seasons here. We also reap a chocolate harvest in December for Christmas season, but it's usually a smaller harvest. And October has a large sugary-foods harvest overall, not just chocolate.

[monge]

[The sarcasm is lost on him, he takes this as legit science.]

Monge~ I love the US, zura.

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[bonely]

I think it's a human holiday. Not 'chocolate season'.

[ He doesn't elaborate on what it's for though.... ]

Can you really eat all that?

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[monge]

Sure I can! Even if I only eat one a day, there's only so long until they're all gone, zura.

[He's just going to ignore the lack of chocolate season.

Because it's real.

In his heart.]

[resipiscent]

Can you carry all of it?

[monge]

I have a basket, zura...

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[5055034455]

First of all, it's not chocolate season — it's Valentine's Day.

[Pause.]

Second of all, you should buy it the day after. It's cheaper that way.

[Saul looks concerned, but apparently not concerned enough to prioritize Komasan's health over his (probably tiny) wallet.]

And last of all, but not least of all, don't eat it all at once. You'll have the mother of all stomach aches, trust me.

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[monge]

[All that useful advise and informative information? Totally over his head. There's only one thing Komasan gathers from all of this, and by the look of things, he's impressed.]

Y-You mean...you ate all the chocolate all at once before, zura?!

[That's...that's amazing!]

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[missleadingquestions]

Y'know it'll be cheaper on monday, right?

You wanna go out and buy allllll the chocolate that's on sale monday?

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[monge]

From the real candy store in Heropa, zura?!

[Guess who just learned about that?

Guess who's still gonna buy all this chocolate anyway?]

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[lasthugs]

... Only if you also buy a toothbrush or swear on all that chocolate that you'll brush your teeth after.

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[monge]

I always brush my teeth, zura...

[Look at that guilty face. It's not like he's lying or anything, but gosh does he feel terrible that he even looks like the kind of guy who wouldn't.

Shame on him. How could he do something so horrible? His mother would be so ashamed.]

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[assassinate]

What the heck is monge? And isn't candy bad for like, every animal?

[ she has so many questions, that's only the tip of the iceberg. ]

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[monge]

[That's okay, he has a lot of answers.]

"Monge" is a type of word, zura!

[Horrible, horrible answers.]

And I'm not an animal, I'm a youkai, zura! Trust me, it's very different, zura.