RIPLEY (
fastballspeciaaaaal) wrote in
maskormenace2016-03-05 12:17 am
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[Hey imPorts! Bet you need some joy in your life right now. Yeah? Then boy howdy are you in luck!]
Hi everyone! It’s Ripley! [A big smile and a wave.]
Wowzy! That was exciting, huh? But like, not the fun kinda exciting. More like… alligator in the swimming pool kind of exciting. Y’know? Cause like, it’s exciting, but also not a good thing. –Actually no, never mind! That would be awesome. I could make an alligator friend! I’d call him Eggbert. Or Walter. Those sound like good alligator names, right?
[There’s a long pause and then she whispers to herself with a concerned look:] Wait.
…what was I talking about…
OH YEAH! Not fun exciting. I know everyone’s like super upset, and definitely you should be! I totally am. But I’m also reeeeeeeeeeally tired from being upset, and I bet a bunch of other people are too! So we should all do something fun exciting now to relax, just for a bit, so that we’re all refreshed and ready to kick butts again!
I think I wanna try surfing, maybe. I’ve never gone surfing before, but it looks really cool in Lilo and Stitch. Or white water rafting, that’d be neat too. Or maybe something not in water. Skydiving! That’s really not in water.
What stuff do you guys wanna do?
--Also, hi! How’s everyone doing? [Maybe she should have led off with that.]
Hi everyone! It’s Ripley! [A big smile and a wave.]
Wowzy! That was exciting, huh? But like, not the fun kinda exciting. More like… alligator in the swimming pool kind of exciting. Y’know? Cause like, it’s exciting, but also not a good thing. –Actually no, never mind! That would be awesome. I could make an alligator friend! I’d call him Eggbert. Or Walter. Those sound like good alligator names, right?
[There’s a long pause and then she whispers to herself with a concerned look:] Wait.
…what was I talking about…
OH YEAH! Not fun exciting. I know everyone’s like super upset, and definitely you should be! I totally am. But I’m also reeeeeeeeeeally tired from being upset, and I bet a bunch of other people are too! So we should all do something fun exciting now to relax, just for a bit, so that we’re all refreshed and ready to kick butts again!
I think I wanna try surfing, maybe. I’ve never gone surfing before, but it looks really cool in Lilo and Stitch. Or white water rafting, that’d be neat too. Or maybe something not in water. Skydiving! That’s really not in water.
What stuff do you guys wanna do?
--Also, hi! How’s everyone doing? [Maybe she should have led off with that.]

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what is skydiving?
it sounds whimsical
like something from a daydream or a song
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you get in an airplane and they take you up into the sky and then when you're super high
YOU JUMP OUT!!! (((o(*゚▽゚*)o)))
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[That sounds like suicide and also tHe Worst]
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[But truthfully she has no idea how dangerous it is or isn't.]
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I don't know what any of the stuff you mentioned is.
[Surfing or whitewater rafting OR skydiving... fairies weren't really into extreme sports.]
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--no. Wait. Those were crocodiles.
[That's what he didn't understand, right?]
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Not that I'm saying you should do it!
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but if it's fun why wouldn't I do it?? щ(゜ロ゜щ)
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Do you know where to find jetpacks? Can I make this dream a reality?
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The yearly Alligator Conference has just sent me as a delegate to confirm that those are brilliant alligator names. Well done.
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How are you doing that!?
[Does she mean how is an alligator talking? Or how did a person be an alligator? Who knows.]
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