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[deadkord]

For sale: an entire bathroom full of fancy hair products, skin products, bath products, and some stuff I genuinely can't identify.

De Chima government apartments. Best offer takes whatever they want.

Also if anyone wants a box of signed Booster Gold headshots and mancalendars, I would consider paying someone to take them.

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[textualhealing]

The guy you did naked photos with? Your boyfriend, right?

[deadkord]

Hilarious. Thanks for reminding me about that, I'd almost managed to forget.

[textualhealing]

Wow, I was just fishing. Looks like I hooked a big one.

[deadkord]

Y'know, we've gotten the gay jokes from just about everyone who's ever known us for years. It's tired.

[textualhealing]

Gay jokes? Nah. There's nothing to joke about there, people can be what they wanna be. Mine was an assumption which I'm guessing may not be entirely correct? It's ok to be gay, but it's also totally ok to have guys you'd do literally anything for.

[deadkord]

Well.



Maybe not literally anything.

[textualhealing]

Ok, aside from the obvious.
Now who's making gay jokes??

[deadkord]

That's not what I meant.

[textualhealing]

Which anythings were you referring to, if not 'that'?

[deadkord]

There could be a lot of anythings that aren't that.

[textualhealing]

I dunno. In the words of a popular American dish, I would do anything for brolove, but I won't do that.

[deadkord]

Remind me how we even got on this topic again?

On second thought, don't.

[textualhealing]

The most important thing here is me getting all those products.

[deadkord]

I'm being bribed not to sell you anything, I'm afraid!

[textualhealing]

I'll pay double.

[deadkord]

Double's actually not that much, and I'll be honest, I'm moooostly doing it because it's kinda funny that she doesn't want me to sell to you.

[textualhealing]

You're the worst!

[deadkord]

Nah. I'm just kind of petty and bored.

[textualhealing]

I could give all the money to charity. If you say no to that, you're just a douche, right?

[deadkord]

Way to make it not fun anymore.

Okay, fine, you win. Mostly because she's sending the money to me via raccoon, and I make it a practice not to take anything from potentially rabid wildlife.

Dorian already convinced me to give him first dibs, but whatever he doesn't want, knock yourself out.

[ He follows this up with a photo of his overcrowded bathroom counter, covered in Booster's unused products. They're all pretty high end, as promised. ]

[textualhealing]

Wait. I'm getting sloppy seconds to that guy? Ugh no ty.

[deadkord]

Technically sloppy thirds, since all this stuff was Booster's first.

What do you have against Dorian?

[textualhealing]

A better question would be what DON'T I have against him? Does anyone actually like that guy? He's like a poor man's me. Like if I had an older, way uglier double.