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[deadkord]

For sale: an entire bathroom full of fancy hair products, skin products, bath products, and some stuff I genuinely can't identify.

De Chima government apartments. Best offer takes whatever they want.

Also if anyone wants a box of signed Booster Gold headshots and mancalendars, I would consider paying someone to take them.

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[brushoff]

Really? Hell, I thought he'd be around forever. [ and because he knows Ted's probably in a grumpy place ] I'll give you a six pack of your choice of beer for first look at the hair products.

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[deadkord]

[ He's pointedly not addressing the first part of that. ]

Sold. I'll text you the address. As far as the beer goes, I'm not picky.

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[brushoff]

In that case, you'll get something halfway good but cheap enough that it doesn't break the bank. Nothing light, light beer's awful.

[ and then, because again, Ted's probably in a sulk, Dorian continues with a terrible joke. ] You know what they say about light beer: it's like making love in a canoe. [ before Ted can ask, Dorian gives the camera a small smile ] It's fucking close to water.

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[textualhealing]

How fancy?

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[deadkord]

I'm not really an expert. There's probably several hundred dollars worth of stuff here, though.

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[textualhealing]

I might be interested. Maybe send me some pics later so I can see what crap there is.
Who left it?

[aggressiveapathy]

i will pay you not to sell to jeff

[deadkord]

Well I'm definitely open to bribes.

[aggressiveapathy]

i will start at one penny
he is kinda being a dick

[textualhealing]

What the hell?!

[aggressiveapathy]

it's a new kind of therapy

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[exceptfebruary]

If no one else takes those calendars, I will. [ He already has copies of Booster Gold Mancalendars, but... calendars. ]

[deadkord]

Is there a limit on how many you'll take?

[ Because Ted is willing to exceed that limit. ]

[exceptfebruary]

Of course not. [ He's the goddamned Calendar Man. ]

It would be a shame to let those poor calendars go to waste.

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[pillz]

do u have a competitive price point 4 the chemicals
and sample lwodef pics of this booster gold twat ;(

[deadkord]

What.

[pillz]

wich part

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[khajidont]

I call dibs on at least some of it. I got nothing to offer except for being a guinea pig to see if it really does cause hair loss I guess

[IS THIS HOW THEY DEAL WITH THE SADS? Yes.]

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[deadkord]

Ix-nay on the hair loss thing, Jaime, I'm trying to sell this stuff.

Of course you get dibs, though.

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[khajidont]

It's not a problem if I take it

You really not keeping any of his junk?

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[wizzardly]

...Did I hear you say you'd pay someone to take them?

[this is where having multi-dimensional Luggage comes in handy.]

[deadkord]

I'm considering it if I don't find anyone who wants to buy them. But I think I have a taker for the calendars.

[wizzardly]

Well, if you can't find a taker for the other items without offering compensation, do keep me in mind.

[airshow]

Does any of it contain glitter?

Also what makes it a mancalendar specifically?

[deadkord]

I'm not sure, but probably?

You know those cheesecake calendars you see in mechanics shops? It's like that, but instead of a busty young lady, it's Booster Gold.