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[deadkord]

For sale: an entire bathroom full of fancy hair products, skin products, bath products, and some stuff I genuinely can't identify.

De Chima government apartments. Best offer takes whatever they want.

Also if anyone wants a box of signed Booster Gold headshots and mancalendars, I would consider paying someone to take them.

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[deadkord]

I dunno, you were the one telling me not to enable him.

[airshow]

Yeah, but with calendar stuff, not stabbing stuff.

[deadkord]

Maybe if he stabs someone with a calendar, that still does it for him.

[airshow]

That's way too dark. Back in my day...

[deadkord]

Back in your day, you'd try to off the Flash with 30 gallons of glitter glue while robbing a rubber chicken factory?

[airshow]

Sneezing powder, probably, but it's the same principle!

[deadkord]

What's the idea behind that, anyway? He'll be sneezing too hard to run fast?

[airshow]

Yeah! And then his head explodes.

[deadkord]

I'm not sure the science on that checks out.

[airshow]

Oh, trust me, it definitely did.

[deadkord]

I guess I'll have to take your word for it.

[airshow]

You're a risk taker!

[deadkord]

So I've heard.

So what does a retired Flash rogue do with his time after giving up trying to explode speedster heads, anyway?

[ Behold, the one person in the DCU who doesn't think Trickster and Piper murdered a kid. ]

[airshow]

Considering going into modeling.

[deadkord]

Well, I hear there's a vacancy in ridiculous blond imPorts willing to pose for stupid calendars.

[airshow]

You know encouraging me to do anything was banned in three counties back home.

[deadkord]

Has it been banned in any here yet?

[airshow]

I've been on good behavior.

[deadkord]

Congratulations.