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[deadkord]

For sale: an entire bathroom full of fancy hair products, skin products, bath products, and some stuff I genuinely can't identify.

De Chima government apartments. Best offer takes whatever they want.

Also if anyone wants a box of signed Booster Gold headshots and mancalendars, I would consider paying someone to take them.

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[brushoff]

You should! And, as incentive, I'll pour you the top shelf but only charge you for the cheap.

[deadkord]

You're a good man, Dorian Gray.

[brushoff]

Careful, you might damage my hard-worn reputation as a devil may care playboy.

[deadkord]

I promise not to tell anyone.

[brushoff]

Good. I'd hate for my secret to be revealed, after all.