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[hypnotherapy]

Well, with recent events, I suppose now is as good a time as any to do this.

I understand many of you come from worlds in which advanced technology is either nonexistent or hasn't yet reached a point in which artificial life can be created.

So, in acknowledgement of this fact,and the fact that it seems to be time to welcome new imPorts once again - my name is Magicman. I am an artificial intelligence. Ask me anything.

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[deadtective]

I've got all the fucking time in the world. Bad probability's not gonna save them.

Yes.

[the fact that she's jokingly labeled the Japanese as aliens when speaking to certain people further exacerbates her contrary need to respond as such.]

[hypnotherapy]

But have you got all the time in this world, is the question...

Oh my. I can see why nobody's making you ambassador, but I suppose that's part of your charm. [ Is he joking or is there a genuine appreciation of friendship hidden under there.

It's a mystery~~ ]

[deadtective]

I've got a hell of a lot more here than at home, that's for damn sure.

Are you kidding? If I wanted to jump into politics I'd win in a landslide; people love that 'refreshing honest' horseshit.

[hypnotherapy]

That's very true. But imagining you as president of the US is a bit of a startling thought. I can't even imagine what your first bill might be like.

[deadtective]

The first one? Everyone shuts the fuck up when I'm talking and actually listens. Simple.