voice;

[instars]

[This voice suggests someone who is not even remotely American. South African is a good guess, though incorrect. British or Australian is right out.]

Tell me a secret.

If all else fails, then at least tell me a story.

Comments

( voice. )

[aberth]

Seriously?

[ ... Saya, please. ]

( voice. )

[instars]

Of course, seriously.

Why would I be joking?

( voice. )

[rathercommon]

It is true. She doesn't really joke very often, does she.

voice

[heymcfly]

Aah, why?

[ His secrets are shaming. Unless you're dying or something he 99.9% won't share, to be honest. ]

voice

[instars]

It's healthy to share. There are studies.

voice;

[unwiseheart]

You can order a burger and add on a fish filet and chicken to it if you ask nicely at most fast food restaurants.

[ IS THIS THE KIND OF SECRET YOU MEANT, SAYA? ]

I mean as part of the burger, too, not on the side.

voice;

[instars]

That is disgusting.

[ She's not fussy she'll take what she can get, here. ]

[bindsthedead]

Do you want a true story, or a made-up one?

[instars]

It hardly matters. Whichever you prefer.

permatext

[deadtective]

Once ten sisters were all cursed to fall asleep forever. One day one of them woke up all on her own, but she'd been transformed into a hideous monster. She still thought she was human, and everyone was too filled with pity to tell her otherwise, so she traveled across the world tainting everything she touched. Some people say she's still out there somewhere.

That's a story from home. Spooky, huh?

[it's funny in that way that only purposefully hurting yourself for no other reason than to hurt can be. no one (save for a select few that she hopes won't take the five minutes to scroll through this post) could possibly make the connection between the tale and herself, and so Hazel has her private laugh.

well, she thinks that it's hilarious.]

[instars]

Why is that spooky?

audio;

[fuckinstoplights]

...

I stole a dog.

audio;

[instars]

Why?

video;

[rideme]

I have a burger named after me.

video;

[instars]

Does it have fish and chicken on top of the beef? If it does, I know you have at least one fan.

VOICE;

[triangleman]

Ooooooh, what a good idea! Tell you what, I'll trade ya.

VOICE;

[instars]

Very well.

You go first.

voice forever -- I thought I tagged this days ago

[vorbarra]

How about a story about a secret?

[instars]

Yes.

All right.

voice

[justimom]

That is an interesting request. What do you plan to do with secrets you gather?

voice

[instars]

Keep them.

[onhold]

I think you should go first.

[instars]

Once there was a girl who had 9 siblings and didn't know about any of them.

Now you go.

[Text]

[herstarlight]

I once loved a Dwarf.

[Text]

[instars]

Is such a thing frowned on?