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[tweaker]

[No, that's not Eminem. That's Jesse Pinkman, just two years younger but looking more like ten years younger (because the meth business will really do a number on you).]

Yo, okay. Maybe you guys can explain something to me, 'cause I been trying to be all open-minded about this shit but I'm starting to get the feeling I'm on an episode of Punk'd or something.

Help me out: If superpowers are real, how come I don't fucking got any?

I been trying, you know? Not jumping off any buildings to see if I can fly, 'cause I'm not retarded, but like... If we're in Comic Book Land now, I feel like I oughta see some evidence, yo. Where's the TK? Where's the laser eyes? Do I gotta go radioactivate my ass first? Somebody point me in the direction of the nearest toxic waste dump.

Come on, don't tell me I'm the only guy having this problem around here.

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[112ounces]

[ Carl is planning to ignore Jesse. Really! But he looked so young in this post and it looked like . . . he traveled back in time? He looks so young.

Does he even remember of murdering Dad?

Carl switches to video, showing his face. He looks a little hard, but the bandage around his right eye can give that vibe to anyone, really. ]

Of course you do. Don't you know your own powers?

[tweaker]

[Aw, this kid is his little brother's age. Anyone else would get a ruder response.]

Is this a trick question? If I knew, I'd be using 'em!

[112ounces]

[ the hell is going on here ]

Jesse, your powers is that you can heal anyone. You can bring someone back to life. And make people's powers stronger. You've made a network post a few months back about it.

[ricin]

Ummm... Okay, I ain't saying you're a liar -

[Because you're a little kid with a bandage on your eye and that makes Jesse feel sorry for you.]

- but I definitely didn't do that. 'cause I just woke up here. Like, not even a whole day ago.

[112ounces]

[ for fuck's sake this fucking Porter and its goddamn bullshit ]

Well. The best way to tell is to ask the government for your file. They'll hand it to you no problem.

[tweaker]

[Ugh. The government.]

Okay, uh... Is there a way to get it without, like, not doing that?

[112ounces]

Well, assuming you haven't had your powers changed - because you were here, I defiantly remember you so something is messing your memories - I'd recommend a little experiment.

Give yourself a papercut. Watch how fast your body heals up the cut.

[ why is he helping this fucking asshole Carl has no idea ]

[tweaker]

That sounds fun and all, but... Nah, man. I hate papercuts. Shit stings.

[112ounces]

[ Jesse deserves worse. ]

If you are scared of papercuts, then you'll never get a handle on your powers.

[ricin]

I didn't say I was scared of 'em. I said I didn't like 'em. Who the hell does?

[112ounces]

I'm telling you what I know about you. You can heal people. You can give peoples' powers a boost. You can bring people back to life.

If you don't want to deal with a papercut to prove I'm right, then go and find someone that's hurt and heal them.

[tweaker]

[He's starting to feel less doubt about it and more dread. Bring people back to life? That's a lot of responsibility. Too much for someone like him. Too fucking heavy.]

Yeah, I'll just do that.

[Like he can snap his fingers and bam! Healed.]

[112ounces]

Of course, the Porter might as well taken you back to your home then bring you back here with no memories of this place. That happened to a lot of people. So you might get different powers that I don't know about. So go to the government. Just ask them your file and they'll just hand you the paper.

[tweaker]

Right. The government. Okay, I'll get on it.

[Not even asking how to do that because he has no intention of doing that.]

[112ounces]

Have fun figuring out your powers, then.

[ricin]

I will.