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[tweaker]

[No, that's not Eminem. That's Jesse Pinkman, just two years younger but looking more like ten years younger (because the meth business will really do a number on you).]

Yo, okay. Maybe you guys can explain something to me, 'cause I been trying to be all open-minded about this shit but I'm starting to get the feeling I'm on an episode of Punk'd or something.

Help me out: If superpowers are real, how come I don't fucking got any?

I been trying, you know? Not jumping off any buildings to see if I can fly, 'cause I'm not retarded, but like... If we're in Comic Book Land now, I feel like I oughta see some evidence, yo. Where's the TK? Where's the laser eyes? Do I gotta go radioactivate my ass first? Somebody point me in the direction of the nearest toxic waste dump.

Come on, don't tell me I'm the only guy having this problem around here.

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[112ounces]

[ Carl is planning to ignore Jesse. Really! But he looked so young in this post and it looked like . . . he traveled back in time? He looks so young.

Does he even remember of murdering Dad?

Carl switches to video, showing his face. He looks a little hard, but the bandage around his right eye can give that vibe to anyone, really. ]

Of course you do. Don't you know your own powers?

[tweaker]

[Aw, this kid is his little brother's age. Anyone else would get a ruder response.]

Is this a trick question? If I knew, I'd be using 'em!

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[morethan084]

[Meanwhile Skye still isn't sure what's going on. Her body is still vibrating and she's beginning to think this might not be whatever drugs she had taken, although it still seemed more rational than super powers.

Doesn't mean she can't be an asshole, even if she's terrified.]

What's wrong? Can't get it up?

[tweaker]

[Hooooolyyyy... Excuse him while he takes a moment to gawk at the screen.]

Nah, baby. It's up. It's way up.

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[jacksonian]

[ Oh. This guy. This guy is an asshole, but...well, he's also a business contact. Or his future self is. So the clone leaves a terse text message: ]

There's a file. It'll tell you what you got.

[ricin]

Where? What file?

[flynnnotjunior]

[ If Flynn knew that off-hand, then the directions would be on the screen now, but as it is, he's got the ability to fly. ]

You mean, like this?

I don't know, man, maybe there's a list somewhere with yours?

[ Yeah, he's being a little bit of an asshole, but he's not going to get the opportunity much. ]

[ricin]

[Too excited by that display to even recognize Mr. White's kid right now.]

No fuckin' way! No way!

You won the superpower lottery, yo!

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[infomodder]

[Jesus Christ. What a mess. What is he even seeing right now other than "a mess"? He is not drunk enough to deal with this but he's gonna try.]

There are powers beyond blowing things up and flying, that's why. Yours are easy to prove. They just aren't so. Obvious.

[ricin]

Um, sounds pretty fucking lame, but okay. If they're so easy to prove, how do I do it?

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[coppelganger]

I don't know what mine are, either. It's shite, innit.

[tweaker]

[Oh, British. How ~exotic~.]

Where's our goddamn superhero training? Do we even get costumes?

[textualhealing]

[Oh my God. Wat. What is this? It's so painful.]

Wow, Slim Shady, the early 2000s called, they want their baggy pants back.

[ricin]

Oh, very funny. I definitely haven't heard that, like, a million times before.

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[assays]

[Alright, so Peggy doesn't get any of those references but Jesse looks like he needs some guidance.]

No, you don't need to go near any toxic waste dump. [A beat.] Didn't the government give you a file or some information on your powers when you arrived?

[tweaker]

[Holy Christ, she's way too hot.]

Um... No? Nobody gave me anything.

[And if a government agent approached him, he would move quickly in the opposite direction.]

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[earnedmystripes]

[HEY THERE, TINIER JESSE, have a Kotetsu that's actually ten years younger.]

Eh?? Don't you just...know?

[If you're a NEXT you usually find out about it when you start glowing blue and Things start Happening. `_`]

[ricin]

If I knew, do you think I'd be asking?

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[5055034455]

[This is the expression of a man who has seen some shit, the latest of which is Jesse "Yo, Bitch!" Pinkman reverting to his former self thanks to God-knows-what.

And he has a headache already.]

I'd advise against hanging out around any toxic waste dumps.

[ricin]

[Record scratch. Internal fanboy screech.]

Saul Goodman? Saul Goodman?

[Hold on, he has to do the thing:]

"Better call Saul!"

[Complete with fingerguns!]

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[dogsled]

Please don't irradiate yourself.

[tweaker]

I'm not a moron.

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[onhold]

Not everyone gets powers, you know.

[tweaker]

That's not what everybody else is saying.

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[daimeinashi]

[A man in perhaps his late twenties or perhaps early thirties appears on the the screen, and wordlessly does a few hand signs before a perfect duplicate appears next to him.]

Evidence.

[He even smiles! In a non-creepy way!]

[tweaker]

Um, you know this ain't my first time watching TV, right? Sweet effects, though.