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[tweaker]

[No, that's not Eminem. That's Jesse Pinkman, just two years younger but looking more like ten years younger (because the meth business will really do a number on you).]

Yo, okay. Maybe you guys can explain something to me, 'cause I been trying to be all open-minded about this shit but I'm starting to get the feeling I'm on an episode of Punk'd or something.

Help me out: If superpowers are real, how come I don't fucking got any?

I been trying, you know? Not jumping off any buildings to see if I can fly, 'cause I'm not retarded, but like... If we're in Comic Book Land now, I feel like I oughta see some evidence, yo. Where's the TK? Where's the laser eyes? Do I gotta go radioactivate my ass first? Somebody point me in the direction of the nearest toxic waste dump.

Come on, don't tell me I'm the only guy having this problem around here.

Comments

[jacksonian]

Do you not know that you're younger than you used to be?

[tweaker]

No????

[jacksonian]

Figure out how to work this network. Go back and search for posts that you made. You'll see an older version of you. You basically got reversed through time.

[tweaker]

You're fucking with me

[jacksonian]

No, I'm not. Go and check.

[ricin]

Maybe later

[Or nEVER.]

[jacksonian]

Okay, or don't. Anyway, there's going to be a file. If you find it it'll have your powers.

[tweaker]

OK

[But he's way too creeped out right now.]