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Jesse Pinkman ([personal profile] tweaker) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-03-28 06:37 am

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[No, that's not Eminem. That's Jesse Pinkman, just two years younger but looking more like ten years younger (because the meth business will really do a number on you).]

Yo, okay. Maybe you guys can explain something to me, 'cause I been trying to be all open-minded about this shit but I'm starting to get the feeling I'm on an episode of Punk'd or something.

Help me out: If superpowers are real, how come I don't fucking got any?

I been trying, you know? Not jumping off any buildings to see if I can fly, 'cause I'm not retarded, but like... If we're in Comic Book Land now, I feel like I oughta see some evidence, yo. Where's the TK? Where's the laser eyes? Do I gotta go radioactivate my ass first? Somebody point me in the direction of the nearest toxic waste dump.

Come on, don't tell me I'm the only guy having this problem around here.
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[personal profile] textualhealing 2016-04-06 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, impressive literacy. [Such sarcasm.]

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[personal profile] textualhealing 2016-04-08 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you really Jesse? I'm getting moronic younger brother vibes.
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[personal profile] textualhealing 2016-04-08 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, kid, I got it.

You found a place to stay, right?
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[personal profile] ricin 2016-04-09 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
Uh...

[Not... legally?]

Yeah. Yeah, I got a place I'm crashing at.
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[personal profile] textualhealing 2016-04-10 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh-huh. [Totally believes you, kid.]

I'm assuming now is a good time to point out I'm lawyer, so you might wanna remember my name if you get yourself in any trouble.
Edited 2016-04-10 20:24 (UTC)