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[itistolaugh]

[ The camera focuses on a slightly frayed at the edges Harley, and anyone who cares to notice the background will see that it's books and pretension all the way down. This is definitely not her own home. ]

Okay, look, this whole thing is weird as hell, but I think-- I mean, I've been doing a pretty good job! He's got clothes that fit, he's eaten real food, and that's basically all you gotta do, right?

But this is -- I can't anymore, not this. I am not answering fourteen year old Jonathan Crane's questions on how to chat up girls. Someone else take this, I'm tagging out.

[ There’s a rustling, somewhere off to the right. Then the sound of a book being piled on another, faster and faster, followed by a plaintive voice.]

I wasn’t asking about girls at all…

[ Not like that! All he’d asked for was Harley’s input on what girls had wanted when they had talked to him and offered him food. This is too much. ]

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[glitterateur]

What part's he having trouble with? Like, the approach, how to pick the right line, how to exit with a flair they'll never forget? [Wait. Waaait. He wasn't asking about girls?] --is he asking about boys? Because I am an expert there.

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[itistolaugh]

Oh! Hm. Johnny, boys or girls or both?

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[restingstitchface]

I-I don't know what you mean.

Sorry.

[He has no idea what you're talking about, honest.]

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[112ounces]

[ Crane and girls is not something Carl can actually see...together. ]

What were you asking?

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[restingstitchface]

Nothing! I wasn't asking anything important.

[But he must have been asking something, right? Otherwise this post wouldn't exist.]

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[112ounces]

ok

but if they ask for your signature just smile and pretend being nice

you'll get more attention if you act like a total jerk.

[ Not because he's been an asshole to his fangirls, but more like he follow's Pacifica's advice on dealing with his fans. ]

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[itistolaugh]

what girls REALLY mean when blah blah blah etc
kind of tuned out because i started screaming in my head

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[112ounces]

why are you with him in the first place?

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[exceptfebruary]

At least now you have the date correct.

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[itistolaugh]

Julie, I have never been so far from a joke in my life. You want custody, by the way? I'm giving you full custody.

[exceptfebruary]

I knew this would be a good day for you. [ IN THE TONE OF: CLEARLY YOU ARE STILL JOKING. RIGHT? ]

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[infomodder]

You're publicly abandoning him?

[This isn't sticking out to Will because oh no the childrenz it's sticking out because doesn't Crane already enough have issues? Is she trying to exacerbate them more? This is all very evil.]

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[itistolaugh]

no im still here im just not going to be the one to give him Talks

[infomodder]

Give him a sugary treat and college freshman year book and you won't have to.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I'm calling CPS right now.

[He's not.]

[itistolaugh]

hes not mine so what do i care

[slightlyoffchilt]

Well, they rejected him anyway, so I suppose the point is moot.

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[rathercommon]

HOW TO CHAT GIRLS UP: Treat them like normal people and get to know them.

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[itistolaugh]

i think it might be the normal thats the tricky part

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[rathercommon]

Oh yeah? Why? Does he not realize that women are EVERY bit as good and powerful and intelligent as men? Is that his problem?

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[restingstitchface]

Sorry, but I already said I wasn't talking about girls.

[She's already annoying.]

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[dun_moch]

Forgive me, but perhaps I have misheard you. Jonathan Crane is fourteen years old?

[Oh glorious day.]

[restingstitchface]

No, I...

I'm nearly fifteen, you know.

[This is not a glorious day. This is a very bad day excuse you.]

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[thinhammer]

What girl is he chasin' after? [ There's a weird kind of mischevious glint in his eyes entirely reminiscent of his younger more rascly days, despite the wrinkles at his smile line. What he's gained in age he probably hasn't gained in maturity, and it's that lack of adult thinking that has him leaning back and grinning. ]

'Cos I know a thing or two about girls.

[ No, Naruto, you don't. Your whole getting married thing was practically an accident. ]

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[restingstitchface]

I-I'm not chasing after girls!

[Which is the truth. But his protesting is strong.

Also girls. Plural. Oops.

He'll just blame Harley once all's said and done. Flawless plan.]