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[idontwanttoknow]

[A new world, a whole new populace to meet. As long as they don't expect him to do anything other than woo them, Ivan thinks he'll get on with these people quite well.

Time to introduce himself, then. He takes as much time as necessary to figure out the (frankly archaic) video capture equipment. His first call needs to show his good side, after all.]

Hello, De Chima. I've recently been ImPorted to your beautiful city, and I'm looking for an equally beautiful guide to introduce me to my new home. Would any of you ladies out there care to oblige me?

I also thought I would introduce myself for those of you who aren't sure whether or not to help me: My name is Ivan Vorpatril, and I am your galactic dream come true. Respond to me on this channel, and I can happily repay you with a night that is truly out of this world.

Comments

[idontwanttoknow]

You won't get bites if you don't cast your net. I'm not too worried. Just give the ladies time.

[wizzardly]

But not yourself, I notice. You've only just arrived?

[just uh. those sure are some priorities.]

[idontwanttoknow]

I just got here. Isn't that the prime opportunity to meet a helpful lady?

[wizzardly]

"Helpful" is one word, but I believe the one you're actually seeking is "single".

[idontwanttoknow]

Single is a good quality, but not necessarily a required one.

[wizzardly]

...You certainly do think highly of yourself, don't you? Well. Good luck with that.

[idontwanttoknow]

Things usually work out eventually if you ask enough women. I'm not too worried.