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[idontwanttoknow]

[A new world, a whole new populace to meet. As long as they don't expect him to do anything other than woo them, Ivan thinks he'll get on with these people quite well.

Time to introduce himself, then. He takes as much time as necessary to figure out the (frankly archaic) video capture equipment. His first call needs to show his good side, after all.]

Hello, De Chima. I've recently been ImPorted to your beautiful city, and I'm looking for an equally beautiful guide to introduce me to my new home. Would any of you ladies out there care to oblige me?

I also thought I would introduce myself for those of you who aren't sure whether or not to help me: My name is Ivan Vorpatril, and I am your galactic dream come true. Respond to me on this channel, and I can happily repay you with a night that is truly out of this world.

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[stealwithit]

[ Tread carefully, Ivan, because Kasumi is liable to make him at least one of those things. For now, at least, she's totally just soaking up his charm. ]

Aww. I bet you say that to all the ladies.

[idontwanttoknow]

[Of course he does.]

Not unless I mean it.

[stealwithit]

Uh-huh.

[ She sounds totally unconvinced. ]

Tell me, Ivan, what qualifications do you have for being a "galactic dream come true"?

[idontwanttoknow]

In this case, I think it's better to let my hands do the talking.

[Or the rest of him.]