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[idontwanttoknow]

[A new world, a whole new populace to meet. As long as they don't expect him to do anything other than woo them, Ivan thinks he'll get on with these people quite well.

Time to introduce himself, then. He takes as much time as necessary to figure out the (frankly archaic) video capture equipment. His first call needs to show his good side, after all.]

Hello, De Chima. I've recently been ImPorted to your beautiful city, and I'm looking for an equally beautiful guide to introduce me to my new home. Would any of you ladies out there care to oblige me?

I also thought I would introduce myself for those of you who aren't sure whether or not to help me: My name is Ivan Vorpatril, and I am your galactic dream come true. Respond to me on this channel, and I can happily repay you with a night that is truly out of this world.

Comments

[idontwanttoknow]

So it couldn't follow? That's not so bad, I guess.

I like it here. Things have been much more quiet than they were on Cetaganda, if with fewer parties.

[whathawksdo]

I suppose Darkspawn aren't sure how boats work.

[ In any case, it had worked. Mostly. ]

And you'll want Maurtia Falls if you want parties, I think. Lots of, ah, interesting people. I'm not sure it'll match up to, what was that? Cetaganda? Where's that?

[idontwanttoknow]

But they knew enough about other things to make life miserable?

Oh, Cetaganda is where I was stationed previously. The people there are very into art. Their Haut--their leaders--think the best kind of art is genetic code. They do crazy things to people in order to become superhuman. The more average ones--the Ghem--aren't allowed to practice on people, so they use plants and animals and such. It's really weird.

[whathawksdo]

With all the burning and pillaging and unstoppable disease spreading doesn't really require a high level of intelligence, but-- [ Wait, hold on, his explanation of Centaganda garners a curious look. ] Crazy things? Like what?

[ Ah, but the waiter is dropping back by the table now and Hawke will pauses long enough to turn her attention that way, to get in a drink order. As it turns out, she's a beer kind of lady. ]