voice;

[angelfire]

[ If this post seems at all out of sorts, odd, or confusing, then your character probably has no idea what Lucifer has spent the last few days doing. Which is for the best. Confused responses are welcome, however. ]

This ends it. Are we clear? No revenge, no retribution, no whiny network posts complaining about me behind my back. If any of you, or your personal army, comes near me again, I won't be as gentle, or forgiving. I'll eradicate every last one of you, melt your nanites in acid, and launch the acid into the sun--just to be absolutely sure it sticks.

Enjoy the rest of your weekend.

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[ voice ]

[hostage]

Bad day?

[ voice ]

[angelfire]

Little bit. Fortunately for me, it was worse for someone else.

video;

[garrick]

You almost sound disappointed.

voice forever;

[angelfire]

Diappointed I won't get the chance to test out the acid thing, maybe.

voice;

[itistolaugh]

Aww, has someone been picking on you?

[ is she daring to mock the devil in public? NOPE, her concern is 100% sincere, because Harley has the worst taste in friends.

Okay maybe 90% sincere.

80%.

DEFINITELY A MAJORITY OF SINCERITY. ]

voice;

[angelfire]

I might even say that sounded like you're worried for me. Don't worry, darling, I can look after myself.

video

[dendarii]

[ Miles is exhausted, pale, and stressed out beyond all belief - but there's a fire in his eyes that won't die. Everyone is alive. Mentally and physically scarred, reeking of swamp (or still stuck in said swamp), or in critical condition, yes ... but no one died. And Miles has both Gregor and his brother back where he can see them. They've lost the blade but proven the worth of the Dendarii and their allies.

In that kind of situation, he can only see a cessation of hostilities as a win. ]

... As long as neither of us provoke any more hornets' nests, yes?

voice forever;

[angelfire]

[ He's not in any hurry to let anyone see him looking ill post wound. But just for a half second he considered letting Miles see, just based on the fact that he's appeared on the network himself looking half dead. ]

I think that would be best for both of us. But mostly you. I don't think you could take another knock in the state you're in.

voice

[rathercommon]

[ Kitty's voice is quiet. ]

Good. I'm glad.

voice

[angelfire]

Sounding a little rattled, there, Kitty.

not here

[jacksonian]

[ Mark cannot reply, because he is currently digging a hole as deep as humanly possible to hide in and never come out of again. ]

not here

[angelfire]

[ Note to self: send Mark a set of silver spoons. ]

voice;

[wizzardly]

[it's done? ...It's done. Oh thank the gods.]

Perhaps it's time for a holiday?

[out of the country? Out of this dimension? So many options.]

voice;

[angelfire]

[ Please, as if he'd count Rincewind in his ceasefire. ]

I have far too much work to do for that. This just means I can focus on other things. Other people.

voice

[quaerit]

[ Oh sure, because this isn't ominous at all. ]

And, for the benefit of those of us who have no idea what you're talking about...

What is this supposed to end?

voice; no but seriously my brain rn, sorry.

[angelfire]

A feud. A disagreement I've been having. Nothing for you to worry your pretty little head over.

voice, private

[brushoff]

Care to fill in the peanut gallery?

[ dammit, Mark won't tell him things so if Dorian can bother the source himself, he's gonna do so. ]

voice, private

[angelfire]

Is that what you are, the peanut gallery? Do you want some popcorn to go with that?

voice;

[unwiseheart]

No.

[ Guess who's upset he couldn't be there? That's right, it's this jailbird. ]

voice;

[angelfire]

Well of course you won't be enjoying your weekend.

video;

[baetiful]

The unfortunate thing about people is that they will often push their limits. You must despise us as though we are nothing more than ants, crawling around in your pantry and infesting your food in hopes to make away with a single scrap of our own.

video;

[angelfire]

Did you know that if you collected all the ants on the planet and weighed them, they'd weigh as much as all humanity. The difference is ants give back to the environment they live in.

That's not to say that humans don't have purpose, but you don't see the ants leaving toxic waste in their wake as they make off with your sandwiches.

video;

[shifting]

...Hell of a Memorial Day message.

voice forever;

[angelfire]

[ A laugh. ] That's funny.

Voice

[purple_reign]

What's happened? Who's been giving you trouble?

Voice

[angelfire]

No one, any more. At least I hope I've made my point. You didn't come by, last time you dropped into Miami.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Awww. Poor Lucifer.

[He has some idea what this could be about, thanks to Rincewind. But he's far away from the fray to just enjoy it.]

[angelfire]

Hardly. "Oh happy day" is more appropriate. You know it's always good to get things your way.

voice

[airshow]

Wow, space acid. Sounds like someone's having a bad weekend.

voice

[angelfire]

Past tense. It's looking up, now.

[aggressiveapathy]

Is there some weird revenge themed holiday I don't know about?

[angelfire]

That would make more sense, wouldn't it?

[TEXT]

[thanks_satan]

Are you OK? Do you need help?

[TEXT]

[angelfire]

Help is coming. You're worried about me?

voice

[heymcfly]

Did you make this because someone was bitching about you on network posts? Jesus.

voice

[angelfire]

That's just a precaution. You clearly don't know what these people are like.

Voice

[viced]

Jesus fucking Christ.

You ever think people don't trust you for a reason?

Voice

[angelfire]

They do trust me, Mitchell. To follow through on my threats. Not one word of this is a lie, it's not really any different to anything else I have to say.