mathemagier: this is the letter 4 (Lecture)
Hermann Gottlieb ([personal profile] mathemagier) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-05-30 06:51 pm

text; id tag 'dr. h. gottlieb'

Some time ago, there was someone on the network extending an offer to enchant various objects with their presumably magical abilities. Given that I don't tend to trust anything said to be magic however, I made no particular note of the person posting and don't recall the time frame.

Just as well really, seeing as they may or may not still be present anyway.

Now, if anyone here does possess such abilities, I'd like to get in contact with them. I don't anticipate any great projects emerging, just a few simple safeguards for a handful of items.

Of course, I wouldn't expect this type of service to be free and I'm certainly open to negotiation. Do be prepared to be able to prove effectiveness, however.
governorkang: (Having fun)

[personal profile] governorkang 2016-05-31 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not surprised.
driftsintobuffetline: image from screencrush.com (:3)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2016-05-31 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
To be fair, you brought it up. You had to know someone would be curious.
governorkang: (Having a good day)

[personal profile] governorkang 2016-05-31 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
I can't cast the ones I know you'd be most interested in at your lab.
driftsintobuffetline: (what?)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2016-05-31 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
We'll go find some old quarry or testing site and do it. Easy.
governorkang: (Looking up)

[personal profile] governorkang 2016-05-31 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
That should work. It'll be more difficult to find some of the components for the spells.
driftsintobuffetline: (I don't yet have a name for this face)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2016-06-01 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
I will help, you know. :|
governorkang: (This is fun / Go fish!)

[personal profile] governorkang 2016-06-01 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a pause before he responds, as he goes over his spell inventory in his head.]

Actually, the only difficult one would be hairs from a bull. I can find the rest.
driftsintobuffetline: (ok...)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2016-06-01 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
You're kidding, right? ...Right?
Does the bull have to be ALIVE when you yank the hairs? Nah, I guess some tanned hide would conflict with the spell, huh.
governorkang: (Home / Hatchlings are a handful)

[personal profile] governorkang 2016-06-01 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not certain. All I know is that casting spells comes naturally to my kind. I don't research how they work and why beyond the relation to dragons.
driftsintobuffetline: (can't have too many handtalk icons)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2016-06-01 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
WTF...You mean you're not even a LITTLE curious about your own abilities and biological functions? Don't you want to know why/how you work?
governorkang: (The hell is going on / Fucking hangover)

[personal profile] governorkang 2016-06-01 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
It's never been much of a concern?
driftsintobuffetline: (talking with my hands)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2016-06-01 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
DA FUQ DUDE
A CONCERN??
I am concerned! Where is your innate curiosity? Don't you ever just want to take things--yourself, even?--apart to see what makes it tick? Don't you ask WHY?
governorkang: (What / This is stupid)

[personal profile] governorkang 2016-06-01 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
I'm an engineer, Newt. Of course I do. I just have a preference for non-living things.
driftsintobuffetline: (oy vey)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2016-06-01 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
But don't you want to know how YOU work??? At the very least, you have to live as you! You don't come with an owner's manual! Don't you want to know?
governorkang: (Body language)

[personal profile] governorkang 2016-06-01 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
How much poking and prodding is this going to entail?
driftsintobuffetline: (bite my tongue)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2016-06-01 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
A...little. Maybe? Some. More or less.

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driftsintobuffetline: (TEN YEARS EXPERIENCE)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2016-06-01 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
HEY HERMANN. YOU WANT TO GO SEE A RODEO?
driftsintobuffetline: (I will throw this at you ok)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2016-06-01 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
Fine, be that way. I'll take Joaquin, then!
driftsintobuffetline: (well gee hermann I love you too)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2016-06-01 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, right, Manolo did ...right.

Hermie~ will you come kiss my owies?
driftsintobuffetline: (explaining)

[personal profile] driftsintobuffetline 2016-06-01 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
You sure you want to be saying that kind of thing in public, dude?

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