010 ★ Voice

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Alright, my birthday's in a few days! This one's a big one, too—I'm gonna be eighteen! Which means I'm either throwing a party at my place or I'm pulling out all the stops and doing something huge someplace else!

[Sounds exciting, right? But hold onto your hats, there's a catch.]

Problem is...I don't got any ideas!

[There we go, that sounds about right. Josuke, you slacker, you're supposed to plan this shit ahead of time!]

This'll be the second birthday I've celebrated here, but...a lot's different from when I first arrived.

[The faces, it's the faces that are mostly different. A lot of people that Josuke knows have come and gone, and that makes this birthday one that will be largely different from the last. Which is kind of the reason he wants it to be special in the first place, something he can do while surrounded by all the friends he's made here, the family he's got left, and maybe even some new folks, too. The other part of course having everything to do with the fact he'll finally be a legal adult and that's pretty fucking awesome! Who doesn't wanna do something exciting for that?]

So I got to thinking, maybe while I'm asking around to see if people are even gonna be free, you guys could tell me a little about what you like to do for birthdays? And let me know if you wanna come along and all, too.

More the merrier!

Comments

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Sure, but in which country?

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what do you know you don't even have a car you don't get to have an opinion about this!

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So what you're saying is that you definitely nearly got flattened by a truck going the other way recently. Oh - or did they tow that boat of yours 'cause you parked on the wrong fucking side of the street?

[unbreaker]

whoa whoa
that's a classic cadi not a boat

[Meaning yes, he was almost flattened...but it wasn't that recent! He's doing better! Honestly!]

[deadtective]

[there's a reason no one wants to drive with you, Josuke.]

If you wanted to have a yacht party all you'd need to do is drive it into a lake.

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hazel you're a genius

1/2

[deadtective]

[should she tell him that she was kidding? after all, Josuke could fix any horrible damage, but it would probably also break his tiny dumbass heart to watch the car sink into the murky waters on his birthday - not to mention having to pay for someone to tow it out.




...]

[deadtective]

Somebody's gotta contribute some good shit to this stupid party if you're not going to, dude. You're lucky I'm not charging.

[unbreaker]

[Oh, Hazel, your boyfriend's not that dumb.]

now i gotta find a yacht rental

you don't know anyone with a boat do you?

[deadtective]

[SHE HONESTLY ISN'T SURE ABOUT THAT]

Do I look like the kind of person that people talk to about their fucking expensive toys?

[unbreaker]

...good point.

[deadtective]

Wow, thanks for the vote of confidence.

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do you wanna drive the car hazel? you can drive the car if it'll make you happy

[deadtective]

It'll make me pretty fucking happy, but I don't think you'd feel the same way about it.

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as long as you bring back all the pieces it should be okay

[What, did you think he'd come along for the ride?]

[deadtective]

[WOW THIS IS REALLY CONFIDENCE-BOOSTING]

Why would I want to do that?

[unbreaker]

that's the deal or no keys

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oh wait shit you can hotwire

[deadtective]

Aww, that's really sweet! You were paying attention after all.

[Hazel, you did that when you guys were mutually stealing a bus. did you really think he'd forget?]

But now that you mention it, it's been a while since I've really had to do that. Don't wanna get out of practice, you know? Maybe I should go for a spin now...

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don't even think about it or the only spin you'll be going for is face first into the grass when i kick your ass

[deadtective]

What? Sorry, it's pretty fucking tough to type when you're in the middle of shit. Can you wait like five minutes?

[unbreaker]

[And guess who's dropping the fucking phone to go check on his car right now...]

[deadtective]

[yeah good luck with that, there's definitely a little gremlin in your front seat. how far along is she with the hotwiring? it's impossible to tell from that angle and with Josuke's lack of knowledge.]

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HAZEL!

[Shit, he'd half thought she was bluffing, but there she is, squished down in the front seat and fucking around with things he told her not to fuck around with! His fucking girlfriend!!!!!]

I meant it! I meant it when I said I'll kick your ass!

[But first he has to catch her, and in this case that means diving over the car door into the front seat after her...]

[deadtective]

[you of all people should know better than to tell Hazel not to do something, Josuke. as her boyfriend and all there's no one who should've been able to avoid this situation more skillfully.]

I'd fucking love to see you try!

[yeah, that's a pretty risky move to have to pull off. as soon as she's sort of aware from her grounded position of what he's doing, Hazel simply takes five seconds from her activity to shove a lever conveniently close by - the one that regulates the seat's angle. enjoy having that come down on you, buddy.]