video;

[unenchantment]

[Here's a small boy. He is blinking, confused, into the camera. He looks remarkably like a one Billy Kaplan, but tiny.]

Zeyde, wo bist du-

[There's a pause.]

I think I'm lost. I shouldn't have left, hello? Hello? Can you see me?

I'm looking for my grandfather. Or my brother? Or-

I lost Matthew.

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action;

[brushoff]

Of course it's a nice thing to do, some people here are majorly inconvenienced.

action;

[unenchantment]

You're not thinking of people! You're thinking of you!

[Wow. Pegged by an 8 year old.]

action;

[brushoff]

[ Urgh, fuck you eight year old. ]

If you simply can't do it, then all you have to say is 'I'm terribly sorry Dorian, my tiny little child magic isn't going to be any use.'

action;

[unenchantment]

"My tiny little child magic isn't going to be any use!!!!"

[Yelled, magnified by the tube. And also a little by magic.]

action;

[brushoff]

[ Dorian just rolls his eyes as he scoffs at Billy ]

Hell, you're probably the one who caused it in the first place.

action;

[unenchantment]

[A bolt of blue lightning, not very strong but definitely enough to sting, barrels down the slide at Dorian.]

action;

[brushoff]

[ As the lightning stings him, Dorian wines like a little bitch. ] What was that for?

action;

[unenchantment]

You're not very nice!

action;

[brushoff]

[ Well that's rude. Dorian bristles slightly, frowning as he takes a sulky bite out of his sandwich. ]

I'm trying to be nice, though. [ and that counts, right? Right ]

action;

[unenchantment]

[There's silence]

Are you?

action;

[brushoff]

Of course I am.

[ no he is not ]

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[unenchantment]

I don't....think I believe you.

action;

[brushoff]

And why not? I'm perfectly trustworthy, you know.

[ LYING THROUGH HIS TEETH ]

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[unenchantment]

Those are just words.

[Liars lie, man.]

action;

[brushoff]

Then judge me by my actions.

[ would an untrustworthy person give you food??? Huh, tiny Billy??? ]

action;

[unenchantment]

You know too much about me.

action;

[brushoff]

I know next to nothing about you, [ said with a little scoff. He lying. ]

action;

[unenchantment]

You know I do magic.

You said you could still do magic.

action;

[brushoff]

Everybody knows you can do magic, Billy. The older you runs a magic shop.

action;

[unenchantment]

I'm the only me there is.

action;

[brushoff]

[ paaaaaaaaaause ] Yes, about that....

action;

[unenchantment]

You know about me.

And I don't want to talk to you anymore!

[Now the lightning is getting a little stronger.]

action;

[brushoff]

[ Dorian's zapped again, as he lets out a small whine. Billy! Stop that! ]

Everybody knows about you! They've met your older self!

action;

[unenchantment]

No!

action;

[brushoff]

[ Dorian lets out a huffy siiiiigh before he pulls out his phone, starts scrolling...and then plays an ancient phone conversation between him and older-Billy.

Eat it, tiny. ]